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<blockquote data-quote="Luinnar" data-source="post: 5487211" data-attributes="member: 44459"><p>Thunder and lightning accompany the entrance of a half-elf dressed in black. He glances around the tavern with his good eye, the other covered with a menacing heart shaped eye patch.</p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e310/Luinnar1/sharpe.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " data-size="" style="" /></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Purple">Ruddy streets, too many turns and dead ends...</span></strong> he mutters, taking off his black cloak and throwing it to the nearest patron. <strong><span style="color: Purple">You, bar boy!</span></strong> he shouts to the 100 year old female Orc now holding his cloak. <strong><span style="color: Purple">Go put that on the cloak rack, be sure it does not touch any of those filthy peasant cloaks.</span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Purple">My name is General Sharpe Wellington of the Royal Wellington Army of Death! I am commandeering this tavern for use in the war! Which war? Any war I want!</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Purple"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Purple">Somebody bring me a cream soda!</span></strong> he shouts again, pounding black gauntleted fist on the bar. The soda is brought to him by Bob the barman post haste.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Purple">I realize it is hard for your small minds to comprehend, being occupied under someone as brilliant and resourceful as myself, so we shall start with the ground rules.</span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 22px">ONE!</span> Follow the rules! </span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 22px">TWO!</span> Obey me or face the firing squad!</span></strong></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="font-size: 22px">THREE!</span>... do whatever I say!</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="font-size: 22px">FOUR!</span> Reserved for later!</strong></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Purple">ANYONE DISOBEYING THESE RULES WILL BE SHOT! ANYONE DISOBEYING THAT RULE WILL BE SHOT! ANYONE I DON'T LIKE WILL BE SHOT! </span></strong></span></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Purple">Corporal Dingo will see to that!</span></strong> he shouts, sipping his soda.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Purple">Now, what is this about burning cows?</span></strong> he says walking over to the old men and knocking one out of his chair and sitting in it. <strong><span style="color: Purple">I enjoy burning cows, and pigs, and royalty. Now that your are citizens of my vast empire, I am obligated to assist in and way I feel like. Who do you need killed again? </span></strong>He says, looking at Tikchik.</p><p></p><p>[sblock=ooc]</p><p><a href="http://l4w.wikia.com/wiki/L4W:PC:Sharpe_%28Luinnar%29" target="_blank">Sharpe Wellington</a>, level 1 Half elf Valorous Bard (unapproved). 3rd character.</p><p>[/sblock]</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Luinnar, post: 5487211, member: 44459"] Thunder and lightning accompany the entrance of a half-elf dressed in black. He glances around the tavern with his good eye, the other covered with a menacing heart shaped eye patch. [CENTER][IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e310/Luinnar1/sharpe.jpg[/IMG] [/CENTER] [B][COLOR=Purple]Ruddy streets, too many turns and dead ends...[/COLOR][/B] he mutters, taking off his black cloak and throwing it to the nearest patron. [B][COLOR=Purple]You, bar boy![/COLOR][/B] he shouts to the 100 year old female Orc now holding his cloak. [B][COLOR=Purple]Go put that on the cloak rack, be sure it does not touch any of those filthy peasant cloaks.[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=Purple]My name is General Sharpe Wellington of the Royal Wellington Army of Death! I am commandeering this tavern for use in the war! Which war? Any war I want![/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=Purple] Somebody bring me a cream soda![/COLOR][/B] he shouts again, pounding black gauntleted fist on the bar. The soda is brought to him by Bob the barman post haste. [B][COLOR=Purple]I realize it is hard for your small minds to comprehend, being occupied under someone as brilliant and resourceful as myself, so we shall start with the ground rules.[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=Purple][SIZE=6]ONE![/SIZE] Follow the rules! [/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=Purple][SIZE=6]TWO![/SIZE] Obey me or face the firing squad![/COLOR][/B] [COLOR=Purple][B][SIZE=6]THREE![/SIZE]... do whatever I say![/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=Purple][B] [SIZE=6]FOUR![/SIZE] Reserved for later![/B][/COLOR] [SIZE=4][B][COLOR=Purple]ANYONE DISOBEYING THESE RULES WILL BE SHOT! ANYONE DISOBEYING THAT RULE WILL BE SHOT! ANYONE I DON'T LIKE WILL BE SHOT! [/COLOR][/B][/SIZE] [B][COLOR=Purple]Corporal Dingo will see to that![/COLOR][/B] he shouts, sipping his soda. [B][COLOR=Purple]Now, what is this about burning cows?[/COLOR][/B] he says walking over to the old men and knocking one out of his chair and sitting in it. [B][COLOR=Purple]I enjoy burning cows, and pigs, and royalty. Now that your are citizens of my vast empire, I am obligated to assist in and way I feel like. Who do you need killed again? [/COLOR][/B]He says, looking at Tikchik. [sblock=ooc] [URL="http://l4w.wikia.com/wiki/L4W:PC:Sharpe_%28Luinnar%29"]Sharpe Wellington[/URL], level 1 Half elf Valorous Bard (unapproved). 3rd character. [/sblock] [/QUOTE]
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