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<blockquote data-quote="Luinnar" data-source="post: 5645124" data-attributes="member: 44459"><p>It is a normal day at the tavern. Barmaids are maiding, patrons taverning, bartenders terdering, and adventurers not adventuring. Then a white dragon crashes through the room. For some reason it smells like lye soap.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Purple">Hello! Sorry I am late everyone!</span></strong> says a half-elf on the back of the dragon. He is adorned with black armor with a skulls and crossbones affixed to the front. <strong><span style="color: Purple">I had to see our employer, Lord Whateverhisnamewas or something.</span></strong> he says, dismounting and walking over to Felix, Prime and Drew.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Purple">I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that he won't pay us despite saving those mine people. Something about union fees and interest and not wanting to pay the dragon's share. And then he attacked us! Or someone attacked somebody and after a moment of carnage he seemed to have vanished! And then I spent the rest of the morning cleaning the blood off the dragon.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Purple"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Purple">Poor dragon! It never harmed anyone! (at least not that I am aware of). Lost its eyesight and most of its mental facilities with that head injury he received when the rock hit him from the explosion. The soot also covered its lungs! Now it can only breath poison vapor! (not a bad thing of course). Why couldn't the rock hit a fighter! I mean we had two of them!</span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Purple">But don't worry Malifixindalaunt!</span></strong> Sharpe says walking between upturned tables and patting the beast on the head. The Dragon has knocked several tables over in an attempt to lay on the ground. <strong><span style="color: Purple">One day I shall find a way to cure you of your head trauma and together with my army and my dungeon we shall conquer these lands!</span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Purple">Now what does it take to get a whole cow in ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Look!</span></strong> he says pointing to the red dragon head. <strong><span style="color: Purple">Who killed such a magnificent beast! I mean if it was a metallic dragon I can understand, and I says genocide for those pink dragons, but a red! Why kill such a kind and pyromaniac loving creature!?</span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Purple">Who did it! Come out coward!</span></strong> Sharpe shouts pulling out his sword. The dragon takes no notice of what is going on however and continues to sleep on the floor.</p><p></p><p>[OOC]Sharpe level 3 bard with dragon (Veserab) mount looking for adventure! (still working on sheet).[/OOC]</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Luinnar, post: 5645124, member: 44459"] It is a normal day at the tavern. Barmaids are maiding, patrons taverning, bartenders terdering, and adventurers not adventuring. Then a white dragon crashes through the room. For some reason it smells like lye soap. [B][COLOR=Purple]Hello! Sorry I am late everyone![/COLOR][/B] says a half-elf on the back of the dragon. He is adorned with black armor with a skulls and crossbones affixed to the front. [B][COLOR=Purple]I had to see our employer, Lord Whateverhisnamewas or something.[/COLOR][/B] he says, dismounting and walking over to Felix, Prime and Drew. [B][COLOR=Purple]I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that he won't pay us despite saving those mine people. Something about union fees and interest and not wanting to pay the dragon's share. And then he attacked us! Or someone attacked somebody and after a moment of carnage he seemed to have vanished! And then I spent the rest of the morning cleaning the blood off the dragon.[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=Purple] Poor dragon! It never harmed anyone! (at least not that I am aware of). Lost its eyesight and most of its mental facilities with that head injury he received when the rock hit him from the explosion. The soot also covered its lungs! Now it can only breath poison vapor! (not a bad thing of course). Why couldn't the rock hit a fighter! I mean we had two of them![/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=Purple]But don't worry Malifixindalaunt![/COLOR][/B] Sharpe says walking between upturned tables and patting the beast on the head. The Dragon has knocked several tables over in an attempt to lay on the ground. [B][COLOR=Purple]One day I shall find a way to cure you of your head trauma and together with my army and my dungeon we shall conquer these lands![/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=Purple]Now what does it take to get a whole cow in ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Look![/COLOR][/B] he says pointing to the red dragon head. [B][COLOR=Purple]Who killed such a magnificent beast! I mean if it was a metallic dragon I can understand, and I says genocide for those pink dragons, but a red! Why kill such a kind and pyromaniac loving creature!?[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=Purple]Who did it! Come out coward![/COLOR][/B] Sharpe shouts pulling out his sword. The dragon takes no notice of what is going on however and continues to sleep on the floor. [OOC]Sharpe level 3 bard with dragon (Veserab) mount looking for adventure! (still working on sheet).[/OOC] [/QUOTE]
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