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<blockquote data-quote="treex" data-source="post: 5741763" data-attributes="member: 84680"><p><span style="color: Red">"Uh...you can call me Corey. Me think Kruor is hard to say too. The kuh and the rrrrrr are too close."</span></p><p><span style="color: Red"></span></p><p>The waitress brings a drink similar to The Cursed Ones. She lays it down on the table and promptly waits for Kruor to pay. After several moments of staring at each other, it's apparent that Kruor doesn't get it.</p><p></p><p>"Uh...sir. The coin for your drink?"</p><p><span style="color: Red">"Me no coin."</span> he said bluntly. He fingers still stuck in the wood, he decides to use his other arm to retrieve his drink.</p><p></p><p>As his right arm unveils itself from the under his cloak, a huge syringe can be seen attached to his arm. Unbeknownst to Kruor, the needle tip very nearly gouges the waitress' eyes out as he tips his drink to his mouth.</p><p></p><p>The waitress keels over and slumps to the ground. Kruor quickly puts the drink back down on the table.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: Red">"Oh no! The missy fell over. Somebody help her. She might have boo-boo!"</span></p><p><span style="color: Red"></span></p><p>As Kruor reaches out to help her, he sinks his left arm's fingers into her chest. All of a sudden, the machine stops moving, completely immobile.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: Red">"NO! MUST NOT DRINK! MUST NOT! MUST NOT!"</span></p><p><span style="color: Red"></span></p><p>His eyes start glowing red and he jerks his arm back, which he then found out was a horrible mistake. Blood and bits of flayed skin arced through the air and the waitress awakens, shrieking in pain.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: Red">"OH NO! WHAT KRUOR DO! ME SORRY! ME SORRY!"</span></p><p><span style="color: Red"></span></p><p>The waitress screeches at Kruor for awhile before pushing past him and dashing for the door, screaming and shouting the whole way. After the shrieks died down into the distance, all that was left was a trail of blood towards a gaping door.</p><p></p><p>Kruors crimson eyes faded to grey. The rain still patters outside. Kruor turns to The Cursed One, his head tilted down in sadness.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: Red">"You can have drink now. Me no want it."</span></p><p></p><p>[sblock=Don't read if squeamish]I was actually going to have Kruor rip out one of her breasts clean. At first I thought that Kruor apologizing while holding onto a ripped off boob was rather comical. But then I had to think about...I dunno younger audiences? Graphic writing? Sexual? (It is a booby) And when all that was over, he was gonna drop the boob on a ground with a squirmy squelch/squish before popping the last sentence.</p><p>Please don't think me a sick f*ck.[/sblock]</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="treex, post: 5741763, member: 84680"] [COLOR="Red"]"Uh...you can call me Corey. Me think Kruor is hard to say too. The kuh and the rrrrrr are too close." [/COLOR] The waitress brings a drink similar to The Cursed Ones. She lays it down on the table and promptly waits for Kruor to pay. After several moments of staring at each other, it's apparent that Kruor doesn't get it. "Uh...sir. The coin for your drink?" [COLOR="Red"]"Me no coin."[/COLOR] he said bluntly. He fingers still stuck in the wood, he decides to use his other arm to retrieve his drink. As his right arm unveils itself from the under his cloak, a huge syringe can be seen attached to his arm. Unbeknownst to Kruor, the needle tip very nearly gouges the waitress' eyes out as he tips his drink to his mouth. The waitress keels over and slumps to the ground. Kruor quickly puts the drink back down on the table. [COLOR="Red"]"Oh no! The missy fell over. Somebody help her. She might have boo-boo!" [/COLOR] As Kruor reaches out to help her, he sinks his left arm's fingers into her chest. All of a sudden, the machine stops moving, completely immobile. [COLOR="Red"]"NO! MUST NOT DRINK! MUST NOT! MUST NOT!" [/COLOR] His eyes start glowing red and he jerks his arm back, which he then found out was a horrible mistake. Blood and bits of flayed skin arced through the air and the waitress awakens, shrieking in pain. [COLOR="Red"]"OH NO! WHAT KRUOR DO! ME SORRY! ME SORRY!" [/COLOR] The waitress screeches at Kruor for awhile before pushing past him and dashing for the door, screaming and shouting the whole way. After the shrieks died down into the distance, all that was left was a trail of blood towards a gaping door. Kruors crimson eyes faded to grey. The rain still patters outside. Kruor turns to The Cursed One, his head tilted down in sadness. [COLOR="Red"]"You can have drink now. Me no want it."[/COLOR] [sblock=Don't read if squeamish]I was actually going to have Kruor rip out one of her breasts clean. At first I thought that Kruor apologizing while holding onto a ripped off boob was rather comical. But then I had to think about...I dunno younger audiences? Graphic writing? Sexual? (It is a booby) And when all that was over, he was gonna drop the boob on a ground with a squirmy squelch/squish before popping the last sentence. Please don't think me a sick f*ck.[/sblock] [/QUOTE]
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