Every ... PLAYER... EVER

[Hussar]

 

[niklinna]

Spoiler: Body horror

I can't say that's ever happened to any character of mine, but...I did play a wizard in 3E who got possessed by the spirit of a necromancer's apprentice who angered his mistress, so she killed him nice and slow by chopping off bits, and forcing him to eat them, until there wasn't enough left to keep him living any more. His ghost haunted the cauldron she cooked up his meals/self in.

(His name was Biff.)

Edit: Oh I just saw the secretish punchline. Good one!

 

[prabe]

Spoiler: Body horror

I can't say that's ever happened to any character of mine, but...I did play a wizard in 3E who got possessed by the spirit of a necromancer's apprentice who angered his mistress, so she killed him nice and slow by chopping off bits, and forcing him to eat them, until there wasn't enough left to keep him living any more. His ghost haunted the cauldron she cooked up his meals/self in.

(His name was Biff.)

Edit: Oh I just saw the secretish punchline. Good one!

Somebody read King's "Survivor Type."

 

[niklinna]

Somebody read King's "Survivor Type."

It would not surprise me if the DM had read that.

 

[Dausuul]

Yup, absolutely true.

A DM of my acquaintance once gave the party a cursed ring that enabled the BBEG to track the wearer. Immediate response on discovering the curse: "Cut off the finger."

 

[Yora]

I recently saw a GM quoting a player who said they should protect themselves from disintegration by each chopping off a finger that they can take to a cleric for resurrection.

 

[Aldarc]

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Is she a warlord?

 

[Distracted DM]

Yup! Player's character chopped off their hand for an artifact hand- when they later discovered that it was the phylactery of a dracolich, the player cavalierly sliced it off and bagged it.

 

[Andvari]

In Curse of the Azure Bonds, the bonds just reappear elsewhere on the body if you remove the arm.

 

[R_J_K75]

Junk in the trunk!!