Exalted players are security risks!

[Dogbrain]

Yep. This is a controversial subject, and it's pretty easy to blame a church or societal paranoia or whatever. Personally, I blame aliens and their anal probes. It's their fault, and we just have to prove it.

You blame anal probes? Well, of all the nerve! Obviously, you simply have only dealt with a tiny minority of anal probing. I can assure you that, if you had been anally probed by a true alien, you would have found nothing at all wrong with it. I suggest you look around and see what sorts of aliens and anal probes actually are available in your community, rather than simply go with what the sensationalist press claims. You might be quite surprised at how much anal probing might very well agree with you.

 

[Welverin]

Apparently, there is some bad blood between this guy and that particular security dude.

There must be something going on with him, after all who puts the ACLU's phone number in there cell phone's address book?

Maiden of the Mirthless Smile on the cover? The book musta been Exalted: The Abyssals, then.

Yep, I wonder what the big deal was, it's not like it was Savant and Sorcerer.

Yep. This is a controversial subject, and it's pretty easy to blame a church or societal paranoia or whatever. Personally, I blame aliens and their anal probes. It's their fault, and we just have to prove it. This would have never happened if that guy was wearing a tinfoil hat.

Funny, I just recently found out that 50% of the prostitutes in the U.S. are aliens, and have no sex organs! or some such, I forget exactly.

 

[Gnarlo]

How would a tin foil hat protect you from an alien anal probe?

The alien mind control lasers, sure...

Never seen a pic of piratecat, have you? Due to an unfortunate birth malformation, the man looks like he has a blowhole.