Expensive pussy

[Umbran]

Your not paranoid. Cats will rule the world.

No, that's raccoons. They already have the hands...

 

[Aurora]

No, that's raccoons. They already have the hands...

The filthy buggers get into my trash every night. God, they piss me off.

 

[KenM]

The filthy buggers get into my trash every night. God, they piss me off.

We bought a wooden trash shed to keep the trash barrels in. Otherwise the animals around here would get into my trash as well.


http://www.millstores.com/display.ccml?73,0,748844,cc748844,,,Index,cat5A.html

 

[paradox42]

Actually, I'm pretty sure I read somewhere about somebody creating a transgenic kitten that had a luciferin gene spliced in (a luciferin is a type of protein that produces light- hence, the kitty glows in the dark). I actually saw pictures of the transgenic rabbits that had the glow gene; they were that florescent green color and looked pretty cool. The animals were made by an artist, I believe, and not intended to be available to the general public, but a lot of people seem to like the idea of glowing pets- so it's probably only a matter of time.

I know I'd buy one, assuming I had the money of course.

 

[Aeson]

The filthy buggers get into my trash every night. God, they piss me off.

In the neighborhood I lived in as a kid one of my neighbors had trash cans in the ground with heavy steel lids. That kept unwanted creatures out of the trash.

 

[reveal]

In the neighborhood I lived in as a kid one of my neighbors had trash cans in the ground with heavy steel lids. That kept unwanted creatures out of the trash.

We did too, but then they ended up getting into the trash behind the local gym and ingested the tossed steroids. It was touch and go there for a while...

 

[Aeson]

We did too, but then they ended up getting into the trash behind the local gym and ingested the tossed steroids. It was touch and go there for a while...

How did they finally stop you from ingesting the steroids?

 

[reveal]

How did they finally stop you from ingesting the steroids?

They had the raccoons break into my house in the middle of the night and steal them. Then they shared them with the squirrels and would wrestle each other. Ever seen oiled up raccoons and squirrels grappling each other at three o'clock in the morning wearing nothing more than jockstraps? It's not a pretty sight.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Too much humor detected. Reported.

Too much reporting detected. Reported.

 

[Joker]

Too much reporting detected. Reported.

Son of a bitch.