Fantasy restaurant chains

[jaerdaph]

THAC0 Bell is GREAT!

And damn you for beating me to the punch- I've been trying to come up with one for that chain since this thread started!

And I wish I came up with Baba Yaga's Pizza Hut.

 

[Herschel]

Draw’n Quarter : kill, gut & cut your own steak.

Underdark Steakhouse: Prime Rothe, Bloomin’ Mycanoids and we’ll throw another stirge on the Barbie.

Long John Slavers: So compelling you may never leave.

Illithibee’s: Eain’ good what’s under the hood

The Parthenon: Try our Hero Platter with hummus and feta.

 

[DragonLancer]

Check out the current issue of Speak with Monsters.

Speak With Monsters - Cockatrice

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

This is one of the best humor threads to pop up in quite some time!

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Belkar & Goblins 31 Flavors

MimicDonalds

Au Bon Phasm

Steak & Ghaele

Skrag in a Box

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Harry Potters', home of the Hors D'œuvre of the Pheonix

(And a typical day there can be found here.)

(Side note- I had forgotten that when I posted there, I used a different screen name: MrBoy1967)

 

[Diamond Cross]

PAPA GHOULS take and bake. Bake it before it bakes you.

ROGUE TABLE can you eat the pizza before it gets stolen in twenty minutes?

 

[jaerdaph]

Faerie Queen
Papa Djinn's
Harpee's

and last but not least,

Hooters - where they have very large racks... of owlbear!!!

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

L'emperor's Nouvelle Cuisine: "Specializing in invisible food...at unheard-of prices!"

"My meal was outta sight!"