Fantasy Sex Roleplaying Game Releases October 2003

[EricNoah]

Blech.

(Side note: As with any topic such as this, please be sure to keep all comments tasteful.)

 

[Red Baron]

The reason I play D&D is because I can't be a dwarven warrior or cast fireballs in real life.

That said, I'm sure the Big 'Ol D&D Sex Book will be useful to some unfortunate souls.

I'll pass.

I really wish I had said what you said... Nicely put. 100%.

/me wipes the coffee droplets from his monitor.

Originally posted by WanderingMonster
See, now this alleged book will help you play a dwarven warrior with fireballs.

Okay, I'm getting tired of cleaning up coffee spray now. Will you guys knock it off already? ;-)

 

[Arnwyn]

Anthony Valterra helped found a fetish club (Oregon Guild Activists of S/M) and an occult church (Church of the Blood Red Moon) as well as engaging in a wide variety of other unusual adventures. He has used these personal experiences to guide him in the creation of this product.

Okay... now *that's* a little weird...

 

[Drakron]

I downloaded the old lawful guide to carnal knowledge .... its a nice read but never use it.

I doubt that I can find this book but even if I do, I am not going to buy it ... its not my play style or my group play style.

 

[Ysgarran]

I'll second this...until I see some sort of confirmation I don't believe it.

Ysgarran.

Yeah, this is a joke or my Google-fu is weak this morning. If it were true I'd expect to find mention of it on more than one website.

 

[Voadam]

You need a book for this?

Hawkeye

You are right, a glossy magazine format might do just fine.

 

[Nellisir]

I think the book would be funny as hell, but after digging around, I don't think it's legit, and I don't think aspects of the press release are very funny.

If it is legit...hell, I'll buy a copy. Like I said, funny as hell.

 

[Sixchan]

I've always joked about the lack of good elf-porn these days, but who would have though someone might think that seriously. If this is real, I won't buy it since this is taking it too far, but I can't honestly say I'll be able to resist looking through it in a game shop...

 

[Morrus]

AV has confirmed to me that this is for real. He's offered to do an interview, so I'll try to set something up.

To repeat Eric's warning earlier - please be careful and ensure that these messageboards remain a family-friendly place. Thanks!

 

[bolen]

Surely this is a joke. (not very funny but a joke)