I'm no good at making up songs - but here's a few clips of a bard who is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTdv3tunmtU
Lightning bolt, Scorching Ray, Teleport, Magic Missile, Polymorph and Feather Fall
Lightning bolt, Scorching Ray, Teleport, Magic Missile, Polymorph and Feather Fall
Lightning bolt, Scorching Ray, Teleport, Magic Missile, Polymorph and Feather Fall
Ohhh...
Lightning bolt, Scorching Ray, Teleport, Magic Missile, Polymorph and Feather Fall
Fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-fireball
Fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-fireball
Fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-fireball
Yeah
Fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-fireball