Feminously Gendered Feline Hivemind Thread

[Darth K'Trava]

Sounds sexy.

- Kemrain the Purring.

MROWR!!

 

[Darth K'Trava]

oah. Here, let me tend to that.

<cares for Kemrains wound>

You should feel better soon.

Hey! Watch where you decide to Lay On Hands!!

 

[Darth K'Trava]

What about Mr. Kool-Aide? His blood is a mixture of water and sugar.

And a few other "bodily fluids".... :\

 

[Darth K'Trava]

C'mon, JDiv.. Everyone knows that the Kool-Aide guy's 'blood' isn't actually blood, but a functioning slurry of his internal organs. Very blood-like, but not blood.

How do you think it clings to the inside of his ptcher, hmm?

- Kemrain the Icky.

And why do you think he's red all the time?

 

[Darth K'Trava]

So I noticed. Yer mum said so. TURN ON YOUR PHONE YOU DOLT! Gah!

Why have a cellphone if not for me to be able to nagyou 24/7?

- Kemrain the Mad Mad Mad Mad.

Maybe it's a good thing I keep mine off alot.....

 

[Darth K'Trava]

I dodn't know cats liked donuts...

No wonder mine's so bloated. She's getting a no-doughnut diet now!

Oh, and Col, it's Dunkin' Donuts, and they sell Doughnuts.

- Kemrain the Percise.

:refers Krispy Kreme::

 

[Darth K'Trava]

w00t! 2201 2203 posts. Hee!

- Kemrain the "Must Obey Taco Man!"

More like obey my Dark Side...

 

[Darth K'Trava]

I don't know whether to be awed by sheer cuteness, or violently ill. Your dad didn't seem to have your nutritional needs in mind, but it sounds like he loves ya.

Wish my dad would do things with me. Lame-o good fer nothing junkass dad...

- Kemrain the Gripey.

At least ya'll have a father... I never did. Oh, well....

 

[Darth K'Trava]

His love only lasted until I hit Middle School. It was about that time that he started hitting the bottle and beating me, but never in the presence of my mother and threatened to beat the living hell out of bme if I ever told my mom that he was beating me.

Thankfully, he has been dry for about nine years and is making an attempt to try to be more caring for me ann my mom.

Bummer. I have a friend of mine who's father seems to be jealous about the medals he'd (the son) had gotten during Desert Shield/Desert Storm when he (the father) got screwed outta his medals from Vietnam. :\

Both his parents seem to treat him like crap (far worse could be said if it wasn't for Eric's Grandma), even when he'd come home hurt from serving his country...

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Yippee!

<spins 360 degrees twice> I'll be 29 in TWO days!

Happy Birthday!!

-K'Trava the Timed This Perfectly