Feminously Gendered Feline Hivemind Thread

[Darth K'Trava]

ya, us old 1e players xcan be crumedgion like at times....

Especially Diaglo.

 

[Jdvn1]

It was a really fun game, though. Plus, the GM made this weird monster. He was like, "It's a cross between a dire bat, a mushroom, and a crab." We stared at him blankly and said, "... Those just don't go together." He insisted his description was accurate and we moved on. It attacked and he said, "It attacks you with his tentacle..." And which point, we started to laugh even harder, "There's no tentacles in any of the three components you mentioned!" I was previously picturing crab claws, but these were now replaced by tentacles. Still laughing, I ask, "Which part is the crab part, then?" When a player answer, "The buttery sauce."

We just lost it then. Lots of fun.

 

[Darth K'Trava]

We could start up a funny quotes thing here!

We had one guy who, after seeing my half-dragon paladin whupping up on this monster, critting on a smite evil and then hitting on one other of her subsequent two attacks...

"Meet my dragon!!" he yells to the critter.

Then the critter gets its turn, focusing all 9(!) attacks on the paladin, hitting on all nine. It helped that she had a Stoneskin spell on her.... until she started to fall to the ground, unconscious.... the last swipe the monster took on her killed her, ripping her throat open.

"I said MEET my dragon, not EAT my dragon!!" he yells again.

 

[Evilhalfling]

just killing time until my Iron DM ingrediants show up...

I will be the new Iron DM!

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Just killing time whilst packing for ConCarolinas in Charlotte this weekend.... gotta go give a friend a ride; he allowed me to stay over tomorrow night to make it easier for me to get him there by noon.

 

[Kemrain]

Slow hive. We need to do somethign about this.

Joy Division, thanks for showing my thread to Angcuru. I say it a lot, but I have good reason. You totally rock! I doubt I'm in just yet- I'm just a little too slow, but I posted to his thread and emailed him, so hopefully I'll at least be an Alt. Thank you.

- Kemrain the Grateful.

 

[Lady_Acoma]

We could start up a funny quotes thing here!

"I said MEET my dragon, not EAT my dragon!!" he yells again.

Mmmmm....good dragon yummieness...must eat more.

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Originally Posted by Darth K'Trava
We could start up a funny quotes thing here!

"I said MEET my dragon, not EAT my dragon!!" he yells again.

Mmmmm....good dragon yummieness...must eat more.

I think she'd take offense at that.... even though she still doesn't see herself completely as one... (just recently turned one about half a year or so, game time, ago).

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Slow hive. We need to do somethign about this.

Maybe when everyone recovers from all that barbequeing last weekend..... We even barbequed during the game session on Saturday.

 

[Evilhalfling]

Maybe when everyone recovers from all that barbequeing last weekend..... We even barbequed during the game session on Saturday.

I stood in line behind 3 other people buyin briquets and lighter fluid on monday. I just was the tird to get more lighter fluid. This weekend was the first BQ since the FD made us move the grill off our balcony.

No dragon meet though, unless the german man at the farmers market was a distant relative of sigfried and still slipping a little dragonmeat into each sausage.