[Feng Shui] Ichor: Wrath of the Dead

[Breakstone]

This saturday, I'm going to be starting a mini-campaign using the Feng Shui rules in modern day. It's going to be called

Ichor: Wrath of the Dead!

If you don't know, Feng Shui is a simple Action Movie Roleplaying Game in which you play the classic archetypes (Karate Cop, Big Bruiser, Scrappy Kid) and roll only 2 dice for everything.

There will be three players, although one can't make it for the first session.

Look for updates soon!

 

[Boss]

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeet, another Feng Shui thread. I sit in silent anticipation as the carp awaits the buzzing fly in the pond.

 

[Dr Midnight]

"woah..."

Nice! Lookin' forward to this. Will there be stuff about the secret war and all that gunk, or will it be STRAIGHT-UP TSUNAMI STYLED ACTION??

 

[Breakstone]

I read through the secret war material, and decided that it wasn't my cup of tea. Thus it will be

STRAIGHT-UP TSUNAMI STYLE ACTION!

(with a twist, of course!)

 

[Breakstone]

Here's a sneak preview!

All Hallow’s Eve Marks a Grave Anniversary
Aurora, Oregon
Bill Wyatt

Today is All Hallow’s Eve, known as Halloween to those young enough to sprint from house to house, threatening the elderly with Tricks if they give not Treats. Today’s celebration marks a chilling event. The defeat of the Crimson Ichor, a cult that plagued Oregon hundreds of years ago, is celebrated today. The cult was believed to be Satanic, executing experiments on innocent civilians in the name of the Beast. Those kidnappings have become history, as this year five Aurora citizens have vanished. However, one blustery Halloween night hundreds of years ago, the old Amish folk of Aurora raised an uproar and defeated the Crimson Ichor. A heroic battle between Ashmed of Aurora and Yahkven of Ichor spawned two blockbuster films, named Ichor, and Ichor 2: Son of Ashmed. Currently, a third movie is in production, now known as Ichor 3: Revenge of the Bride of the Son of Ashmed. Will this movie be as thought-provoking as its predecessors? This reporter says Most Certainly Yes!

 

[dpdx]

Huh?

We don't have Amish, especially in north Marion County. Old Believer Russians would be more like it.

 

[Horacio]

Another Feng Shui story hour! Whohoooo!

 

[KidCthulhu]

Seems the appropriate place to tell one of my favorite jokes (and I have to get it in before PKitty does):

What goes "Clip, clop, clip, clop, BANG!"?

An amish drive by shooting.

Thank you, I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your server.

 

[Breakstone]

dpdx- And nor does China Town have an illegal casino owned by the Poison Thorns that features a rooster-throwing mobster.

But I've run a Feng Shui adventure with that before.

I know that Oregon doesn't have Amish (or does it? Amish Conspiracy!) but it just seemed fun and fitting for my mini-campaign. By the way, is there a town called Aurora in Oregon?

 

[Breakstone]

KidCthulhu- That reminds me of my idea for the Amish Mafia