Festival of Halina (Orsal Judging)

[LogicsFate]

(OOC: I'm guessing you didn't read that all The insulting Artemis part
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Now Artemis lady of the hunt stood half visible on the river bank, and wrung out the dripping water from her hair; Aura the maid of the hunt stood by her side, and stroked her breasts and uttered these impious words:
‘Artemis, you only have the name of a virgin maid, because your rounded breasts are full and soft, a woman’s breasts like the Paphian, not a man’s like Athena, and your cheeks shed a rosy radiance! Well, since you have a body like that desirous goddess, why not be queen of marriage as well as Kythereia with her wealth of fine hair, and receive a bridegroom into your chamber? If it please you, leave Athena and sleep with Hermes and Ares. If it please you, take up the bow and arrows of the Erotes (Loves), if your passion is so strong for a quiver full of arrows. I ask pardon of your beauty, but I am much better than you. See what a vigorous body I have! Look at Aura’s body like a boy’s, and her step swifter than Zephyros! See the muscles upon my arms, look at my breasts, round and unripe, not unlike a woman. You might almost say that yours are swelling with drops of milk! Why are your arms so tender, why are your breasts not round like Aura’s, to tell the world themselves of unviolated maidenhood?’[/SBLOCK]
is pretty amusing, though what happens to Aura is not .)

OOC: Ok I read a majority of the story, skipping over what seemed like fluff and might I say that was pretty F'd up

 

[Rystil Arden]

OOC: Ok I read a majority of the story, skipping over what seemed like fluff and might I say that was pretty F'd up

(OOC: Quite literally, yes. Crazy Greeks--gotta love 'em though!)

 

[LogicsFate]

(OOC: Quite literally, yes. Crazy Greeks--gotta love 'em though!)

OOC: Yeah someone should give them their own reality TV show, just think...

 

[Rystil Arden]

OOC: Yeah someone should give them their own reality TV show, just think...

(OOC:

Hmmm....

"Hey Cassandra, what do you think about my planned double-date with Troilus and his girlfriend Cressida--and I'm going to meet my blind date Medusa--her name means Ruler!"

"You had best keep the date blind indeed, Tiresias, or your date will truly petrify you. All shall end in disaster for both couples!"

"Y'know what, I don't believe you."

"You jackass, nobody does."

"You think you're going to get away with insulting me to my face"
::Tiresias brandishes his staff::

"Oh, c'mon, you wouldn't hit a girl...no guy would do that!"

"You forgot about this old trick--works for me every time!"
::Tiresias smacks a pair of copulating snakes and turns into a female::

::Massive catfight ensues and they rip each other's clothes off and then start making out::

Announcer Says: "Ancient Greek Reality TV, next, on FOX")

 

[LogicsFate]

(OOC:

Hmmm....

"Hey Cassandra, what do you think about my planned double-date with Troilus and his girlfriend Cressida--and I'm going to meet my blind date Medusa--her name means Ruler!"

"You had best keep the date blind indeed, Tiresias, or your date will truly petrify you. All shall end in disaster for both couples!"

"Y'know what, I don't believe you."

"You jackass, nobody does."

"You think you're going to get away with insulting me to my face"
::Tiresias brandishes his staff::

"Oh, c'mon, you wouldn't hit a girl...no guy would do that!"

"You forgot about this old trick--works for me every time!"
::Tiresias smacks a pair of copulating snakes and turns into a female::

::Massive catfight ensues and they rip each other's clothes off and then start making out::

Announcer Says: "Ancient Greek Reality TV, next, on FOX")

OOC: yeah, maybe next season. Some really good ideas though, or really bad ones depending on how you look at it

 

[Rystil Arden]

OOC: yeah, maybe next season. Some really good ideas though, or really bad ones depending on how you look at it

(OOC: Quite so!--lemme guess though, you didn't get my mythological humour . Anyways, I'm exhausted, and as long as someone replies to this, my evil plan to tie us for the most posts in an active (i.e. page 1) adventure on LEW has succeeded. G'night!)

 

[LogicsFate]

OOC: I got more than half of it, I would say, not much more but still... G'night

 

[GnomeWorks]

OoC: Okay, not to complain or anything, but the OoC thing is getting really out of hand. I shouldn't have to be pawing through two pages of OoC to find the one post I need to reply to. I think OoC is neat and all, but... seriously. Do you think we could cut it back, or size your font down, or put it in a new thread, or something?

Daphnie
"Just grew up round here. Mayor's daughter and all. I think daddy wants me to take over the town or study to be a priestess, but I want to go see the world. It's so boring around here. Closest thing I'll see that resembles undead would be daddy when he sleepwalks."

Troi smiles. "Th' world's ain't all it's worked up ta be, y'know. Ya should prob'ly consider yer options here 'fore ya start lookin' inta adventurin'."

Daphnie
"Oooh, a fortune teller, let's go in. Can we? I've always wondered if I was destined for something more!"

Troi considers for a moment, then pulls two gold out of his pouch. "Sure, why not?"

 

[two]

Boy is Sunny out of it, literally and figuratively.

Well, since he is, he'll walk around the festival some, looking for interesting scrolls and such. Despite his big sword, he's still a wizard at heart.

 

[Kishwa Dogteeth]

OOC- Wow, you guys sure made a lot of posts in the last day.

"Awe, you're sweet hon" Hellen says to Fang with a sweet smile.

She moves around the kitchen, swiveling her ample hips as she goes around. "Let's see, need to grind up the stalk, here hon grind this." She places the stalk in a morter and hands it and the pestil to Fang. "Let's see here, we need yeast, the older and more alive the better, and water, and..." she trails off as she gathers some ingrediants, constantly bending over to look under cabinets and leaning over counters and tables looking for things. Is it your imagination or is her ample cleavage becoming more noticable as she shifts around the room? As she bustles around the room looking for things, she occasionaly shoos Fang out of the way, perhap grabing him a bit liberaly when she does. No matter, eventualy she gathers everything in a barrel, dumps the now ground stalk into it, along with some other wheat. "Care to seal it hon?" She asks Fang, pointing to the hammer and lid over on the table. "Once it's done, I'll see about enchanting this barrel to brew faster, so we have some in time for the first feast tonight."

If Oirhandir was a bit curious about Orcish beer before, he certaintly knows quite a bit more about it now. It's truely amazing that people don't get sick and die drinking it.

OOC: And thus continues Adventurers Gone Wild:The Festival of Halina

Fang steals more than a few glances at the pretty woman's cleavage, and quietly aniticipates everytime she grabs him. "She grabs me jus' like an orc woman would" Fang thought to himself. "MMMM, what a woman!"

Later when Fang is asked to seal the barrels, he does so eagerly. "Lemme jus' roll up me sleaves" Fang said, and he started to do so, using the opportunity to show off his massive rippled arms.

"Glad ta be'o help ta such a pretty lady" Fang said as he hammered the lid home.