Finally!!! Dire Ravens, Expand your army of evil!

[rankarrog]

Cut from a Dragon(Changed the flavor text a little bit to share it with you):

Squirrel: CR -; Diminutive Animal; HD 1/4 d8; hp 1; Init +3 (Dex); Spd 10 ft., climb 15 ft.; AC 17 (+4 size, +3 Dex); Atk none; SQ Scent; Face 1 ft. by 1 ft.; Reach 0 ft.; SV Fort +2, Ref +5, Will +1; Str 2, Dex 16, Con 11, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 4.

Skills: Climb +15, Hide +22, Move Silently +11, Listen +9. Squirrels gain +4 racial bonus to Climb, Hide, and Move Silently checks.

Squirrels are excellent climbers and jumpers with teeth strong enough to gnaw through half solid material such as soft wood, leather, or rope, given a few minutes.

With their dextrous paws they are able to pick up small objects but they can't walk away with them because they walk on all fours. Thier diet consists of fruits, nuts, and grains.

Squirel as a familiar: Master gains a +2 bonus to Reflex saves.

 

[Krishnath]

Magus: The Dire Bat can be found in the MM, check page 57.

Ragnarok: I'll get right on it.

--------------------------
Chuck Jones
1912-2002 R.I.P.
He gave us laughter.

 

[Magus Darkholme]

How about a carnivorous dire earth worm. Now that would be a strange sight!

 

[Krishnath]

There allready is one, it's called The Purple Worm!!!!

 

[Wolf72]

Dire Bunnies

... lol! a sabre-toothed rabbit ... reminds of some bugs bunny cartoons


what happened to the "Beast of Caerbannog"??? I think that it used to be in the Creature Catalog ... well at least I have it downloaded.

that vorpal bunny was cool


ooooh we need a ... Dire Cow

 

[Krishnath]

I think the Gorgon and the Minotaur are decent stand-in's for the Dire Cow.

 

[Jahx]

In lieu using a giant lizard for a dire monitor, there is actually a dire monitor in The Creature Collection.

I wouldn't mind seeing a dire buffalo/bison. Dire armadillos would be cool, too! Hmmm, what else off the top of my head.....dire vultures, dire panther(that could be interchanged for leopard and mountain lion) dire jaguar which would be just slightly beefier than a dire panther, dire lynx, dire cheetah, dire jackal, dire hyeana, dire raccoon, dire opossum, dire porcupine, dire cobra, dire viper, dire piranna, dire barracuda, dire kangaroo, and least and probably the one with a slew of possible solutions, dire humans, which I'm think of as something along the lines of neanderthals.

 

[BOZ]

i think you need our dire template.

 

[Perfect Skum]

Yeehaw!

Dare to dire the directing dipterous dipsos, eh?

Dire Cow... oh man, that's strange. Next victim is probably one of these:
Dire Fly (a Diminu... diminue... dimnua... di...(?) fly.)
Dire Dragon (well, that's far fetched...)
Dire Horse (Nightmare)
Dire Pig (a medium-sized piggy... mmm.... ham...)
Dire Chicken (a... small sized chicken... mmm... chicken...)

I'd better stop now, before anyone gets hurt by my idiotic ideas, which some people think they are great!

 

[Jahx]

dire template?

Where would I find this dire template of which you speak?

Edit - Nevermind, I found it. Must've missed it before.