Lazybones
Adventurer
Chapter 9
Bredan hurt.
His arms hurt. His legs and feet hurt, the exact location of the pain shifting from one moment to the next regardless of how he adjusted himself. His back and neck hurt, especially since it had taken him some time to figure out how to arrange his varied burdens so that the straps didn’t strain his muscles. Even his butt hurt, which was a bit strange since this was really the first chance he’d had to put it to use since they’d set out that morning. It felt like an eternity ago instead of just one day.
He looked around the camp. Everything seemed to be in order in the light of the fading sun just barely peeking out between the uneven line of the western horizon in the distance. He had to acknowledge that Kosk had selected a good spot. From above the little valley nestled in between the seemingly endless parade of hills had seemed like a choked and unappealing thicket, but the dwarf been right that they would find water there. It was only a tiny stream small enough that any of them could step over it without straining. But it had been enough for them to wash up, fill their water bottles, and put together a stew that had tasted like just about the best thing he’d ever eaten. The tangles of dry brush that surrounded them offered at least some protection from both the harsh evening wind and any predators that might stop by during the night, and it kept their fire hidden from casual view.
Bredan winced as he rolled his shoulders, trying to work out the kinks. He had thought he was in good shape from his work in the forge, but it turned out that entirely different muscles were involved when it came to trudging for long hours over difficult terrain while carrying thirty pounds of iron mail, a full pack, and several large and awkwardly-shaped weapons.
It was Kosk who had set the pace, and the dwarf had set a grueling one even considering the fact that his legs were shorter than the rest of theirs. The dwarf was sitting a few feet away, his legs folded under him in a manner that would have been excruciating if Bredan tried it. Kosk didn’t make any effort at idle conversation, and the young smith had no problem keeping things that way. No doubt the dwarf was already thinking about how early a start they could get tomorrow morning.
Bredan didn’t understand his hurry. They each carried a full ten days of rations, though based on how hungry he’d been before dinner the shopkeeper’s estimate of how long the food would last might have been optimistic. Bredan thought he could eat another meal of the same size right then without straining himself. But even if it took a bit longer to find this hidden shrine they should still be fine, as long as they could keep finding water. They could even hunt, maybe. He knew how, though he had to admit that he hadn’t seen much in the way of local wildlife during their first day of travel. That might change when they were further away from Crosspath, though.
He looked up as Quellan returned to the ring of stones they’d arranged around the campfire. The half-orc carried Bredan’s cookpot and their mess kits, washed clean in the stream. Glori came with him, and Bredan admitted he felt a bit of satisfaction at the way she tried to hide a wince as she settled down onto a vacant stone. At least he wasn’t the only one having a bit of trouble with the dwarf’s forced march.
“I think we should maybe each tell the others a little something about ourselves,” Quellan said when he’d put the pots and mess tins away.
“Ah, exposition!” Glori said.
“What?” the cleric asked.
“You know, background information. Establishing the characters for the listener. It’s a common feature in most stories, but you have to be careful not to overdo it; most times the audience wants to get right into the action.”
“Um, Glori, this isn’t a story,” Bredan said.
“Of course it is! It’s almost the story… the heroic journey, four flawed but sympathetic heroes from widely different origins come together to confront common danger and deadly threats that must be overcome to gain the reward…”
“Are you saying there is anything you haven’t told us about you and your friend today?” Kosk asked. “You haven’t shut up for more than five consecutive minutes all day.”
“I don’t think there’s anything wrong with being friendly,” Glori said, lifting her chin.
“What I meant,” Quellan quickly added, “Is that perhaps we should talk a bit more about our relative capabilities.”
“Aye,” Kosk said. “The wizard might not have cared if you’re any good with those weapons you carry, but I do.”
“If you’re so concerned, why didn’t you ask before we set out?” Bredan returned.
“I think what my friend means…” Quellan began, but Kosk cut him off with a raised hand. “This job’s an obligation,” the dwarf said. “We’d have gone regardless. But now that you’re here, we need to know if we can rely on you. We might come upon a situation where having someone at your back you can rely on might make the difference between life and death.”
“I’ve seen Bredan fight,” Glori quickly said. “He’s very good.”
It was hard to say who looked more doubtful, Bredan or Kosk, but Quellan didn’t give either a chance to comment. “All of the clerics at the monastery receive a basic training in fighting, and the use of simple weapons,” the half-orc said. “But most of my contribution will come from my connection to Hosrenu. Though the power of the god I can heal wounds and perform other minor magical workings.”
“Glori can cast spells too,” Bredan said.
When the others all turned to look at her the bard flushed. “It’s not me,” she said. “It’s this.” She shifted the lyre around on its strap so that it rested in her lap. “It was a gift from my mentor Majerion, before he… before he left. It’s magical.”
“What spells can you cast with it?” Quellan asked.
“It can cure wounds, you like said.”
“She saved my uncle’s life,” Bredan said. “It was… remarkable.” For a moment the two young adventurers’ eyes met, and Glori smiled.
“What else?” Kosk prompted.
“Just some… some minor enchantments. Just tricks, really. The sort of thing that’s popular with the tavern crowd.” Kosk opened his mouth, but to preempt him she began playing, plucking a soft melody on the strings.
A light shimmered into being above the campfire. It resolved into a tavern scene rendered in miniature. It was silent, and the details were blurry around the edges, but to Bredan it was like looking through a slightly cloudy window. He could almost feel the warmth radiating from the scene, but he knew that if he reached out and touched it his fingers would pass through it like it wasn’t there.
“Even a minor glamour can be useful,” Quellan said. “I am sure your magic will come in handy, Miss Leliades.”
“Just Glori, please,” she said, smiling at the comment.
“What about you?” Bredan said suddenly, nodding toward Kosk. “What do you do? You don’t wear armor, you don’t have any weapons except for that stick and those tiny knives, and all you’ve done thus far is complain.”
“Bredan…” Quellan began, but Kosk interrupted him again with a raised hand. “Fair question,” the dwarf said. He got up and began looking around the camp. He paused and picked up a stone that was slightly smaller than the stew pot.
“You’re a monk, right?” Glori asked. “I’ve heard stories. You guys can do physical feats like breaking boards, jumping over buildings, walking on nails… or hot coals, even water…”
“Walking on water?” Bredan asked dubiously.
“Don’t get him started on the nature of ki,” Quellan said.
“Chee?” Bredan asked.
“It’s a kind of physical magic…” Quellan said.
“Don’t bother with the book answer,” Kosk said as he picked up another rock. He had a small collection tucked into the crook of his arm now, though he seemed to have no difficulty with the awkward burden. “Most of what you’ve heard is just fables and exaggerations. Now I won’t say there’s no such thing as monk-magic. I’ve seen frail-looking old men who you’d think would be barely be able to climb a flight of steps perform feats that most folks would call impossible. But it’s not sorcery. Most of it is just training and discipline. Shaping the body to do what you want it to do. Like the boy and his bulging biceps from his forge.” He dumped the rocks down between Bredan and Glori.
“What are these for?” Bredan said.
“You wanted to know what I can do. Pick these up. Throw them at me. Try to hit me, as hard as you can.”
“You don’t have to…” Glori began, even as Bredan reached for one of the rocks. Quellan sighed and picked up another.
“Better to know who’s got your back,” Kosk said. He walked over to the far side of the fire and took up a position facing them. “Whenever you’re ready. All at once, you don’t have to wait. Pretend I’m a slavering ghoul coming to tear your bloody guts out.” When none of them moved he barked, “Well? Throw!”
At that Bredan cocked his arm back and hurled his rock will all his considerable strength behind the cast. Kosk barely seemed to move, but somehow the rock slid right past him, missing his head by less than an inch before vanishing into the thicket behind the camp.
“Come on, I said all together,” the dwarf said.
Bredan picked up another rock, and after looking at the others for confirmation he threw it, this time aiming for the center of the dwarf’s body. All three rocks shot out at him, but the dwarf was already moving. Spinning on one foot, he snapped out the other and deflected Bredan’s rock while twisting his body to avoid Quellan’s. For a moment it looked as though Glori’s rock had just disappeared, but as the monk finished his spin and came back to his starting point they could see him holding it in the crook of his arm.
“Okay, I guess you can watch my back, then,” Glori said.
Bredan hurt.
His arms hurt. His legs and feet hurt, the exact location of the pain shifting from one moment to the next regardless of how he adjusted himself. His back and neck hurt, especially since it had taken him some time to figure out how to arrange his varied burdens so that the straps didn’t strain his muscles. Even his butt hurt, which was a bit strange since this was really the first chance he’d had to put it to use since they’d set out that morning. It felt like an eternity ago instead of just one day.
He looked around the camp. Everything seemed to be in order in the light of the fading sun just barely peeking out between the uneven line of the western horizon in the distance. He had to acknowledge that Kosk had selected a good spot. From above the little valley nestled in between the seemingly endless parade of hills had seemed like a choked and unappealing thicket, but the dwarf been right that they would find water there. It was only a tiny stream small enough that any of them could step over it without straining. But it had been enough for them to wash up, fill their water bottles, and put together a stew that had tasted like just about the best thing he’d ever eaten. The tangles of dry brush that surrounded them offered at least some protection from both the harsh evening wind and any predators that might stop by during the night, and it kept their fire hidden from casual view.
Bredan winced as he rolled his shoulders, trying to work out the kinks. He had thought he was in good shape from his work in the forge, but it turned out that entirely different muscles were involved when it came to trudging for long hours over difficult terrain while carrying thirty pounds of iron mail, a full pack, and several large and awkwardly-shaped weapons.
It was Kosk who had set the pace, and the dwarf had set a grueling one even considering the fact that his legs were shorter than the rest of theirs. The dwarf was sitting a few feet away, his legs folded under him in a manner that would have been excruciating if Bredan tried it. Kosk didn’t make any effort at idle conversation, and the young smith had no problem keeping things that way. No doubt the dwarf was already thinking about how early a start they could get tomorrow morning.
Bredan didn’t understand his hurry. They each carried a full ten days of rations, though based on how hungry he’d been before dinner the shopkeeper’s estimate of how long the food would last might have been optimistic. Bredan thought he could eat another meal of the same size right then without straining himself. But even if it took a bit longer to find this hidden shrine they should still be fine, as long as they could keep finding water. They could even hunt, maybe. He knew how, though he had to admit that he hadn’t seen much in the way of local wildlife during their first day of travel. That might change when they were further away from Crosspath, though.
He looked up as Quellan returned to the ring of stones they’d arranged around the campfire. The half-orc carried Bredan’s cookpot and their mess kits, washed clean in the stream. Glori came with him, and Bredan admitted he felt a bit of satisfaction at the way she tried to hide a wince as she settled down onto a vacant stone. At least he wasn’t the only one having a bit of trouble with the dwarf’s forced march.
“I think we should maybe each tell the others a little something about ourselves,” Quellan said when he’d put the pots and mess tins away.
“Ah, exposition!” Glori said.
“What?” the cleric asked.
“You know, background information. Establishing the characters for the listener. It’s a common feature in most stories, but you have to be careful not to overdo it; most times the audience wants to get right into the action.”
“Um, Glori, this isn’t a story,” Bredan said.
“Of course it is! It’s almost the story… the heroic journey, four flawed but sympathetic heroes from widely different origins come together to confront common danger and deadly threats that must be overcome to gain the reward…”
“Are you saying there is anything you haven’t told us about you and your friend today?” Kosk asked. “You haven’t shut up for more than five consecutive minutes all day.”
“I don’t think there’s anything wrong with being friendly,” Glori said, lifting her chin.
“What I meant,” Quellan quickly added, “Is that perhaps we should talk a bit more about our relative capabilities.”
“Aye,” Kosk said. “The wizard might not have cared if you’re any good with those weapons you carry, but I do.”
“If you’re so concerned, why didn’t you ask before we set out?” Bredan returned.
“I think what my friend means…” Quellan began, but Kosk cut him off with a raised hand. “This job’s an obligation,” the dwarf said. “We’d have gone regardless. But now that you’re here, we need to know if we can rely on you. We might come upon a situation where having someone at your back you can rely on might make the difference between life and death.”
“I’ve seen Bredan fight,” Glori quickly said. “He’s very good.”
It was hard to say who looked more doubtful, Bredan or Kosk, but Quellan didn’t give either a chance to comment. “All of the clerics at the monastery receive a basic training in fighting, and the use of simple weapons,” the half-orc said. “But most of my contribution will come from my connection to Hosrenu. Though the power of the god I can heal wounds and perform other minor magical workings.”
“Glori can cast spells too,” Bredan said.
When the others all turned to look at her the bard flushed. “It’s not me,” she said. “It’s this.” She shifted the lyre around on its strap so that it rested in her lap. “It was a gift from my mentor Majerion, before he… before he left. It’s magical.”
“What spells can you cast with it?” Quellan asked.
“It can cure wounds, you like said.”
“She saved my uncle’s life,” Bredan said. “It was… remarkable.” For a moment the two young adventurers’ eyes met, and Glori smiled.
“What else?” Kosk prompted.
“Just some… some minor enchantments. Just tricks, really. The sort of thing that’s popular with the tavern crowd.” Kosk opened his mouth, but to preempt him she began playing, plucking a soft melody on the strings.
A light shimmered into being above the campfire. It resolved into a tavern scene rendered in miniature. It was silent, and the details were blurry around the edges, but to Bredan it was like looking through a slightly cloudy window. He could almost feel the warmth radiating from the scene, but he knew that if he reached out and touched it his fingers would pass through it like it wasn’t there.
“Even a minor glamour can be useful,” Quellan said. “I am sure your magic will come in handy, Miss Leliades.”
“Just Glori, please,” she said, smiling at the comment.
“What about you?” Bredan said suddenly, nodding toward Kosk. “What do you do? You don’t wear armor, you don’t have any weapons except for that stick and those tiny knives, and all you’ve done thus far is complain.”
“Bredan…” Quellan began, but Kosk interrupted him again with a raised hand. “Fair question,” the dwarf said. He got up and began looking around the camp. He paused and picked up a stone that was slightly smaller than the stew pot.
“You’re a monk, right?” Glori asked. “I’ve heard stories. You guys can do physical feats like breaking boards, jumping over buildings, walking on nails… or hot coals, even water…”
“Walking on water?” Bredan asked dubiously.
“Don’t get him started on the nature of ki,” Quellan said.
“Chee?” Bredan asked.
“It’s a kind of physical magic…” Quellan said.
“Don’t bother with the book answer,” Kosk said as he picked up another rock. He had a small collection tucked into the crook of his arm now, though he seemed to have no difficulty with the awkward burden. “Most of what you’ve heard is just fables and exaggerations. Now I won’t say there’s no such thing as monk-magic. I’ve seen frail-looking old men who you’d think would be barely be able to climb a flight of steps perform feats that most folks would call impossible. But it’s not sorcery. Most of it is just training and discipline. Shaping the body to do what you want it to do. Like the boy and his bulging biceps from his forge.” He dumped the rocks down between Bredan and Glori.
“What are these for?” Bredan said.
“You wanted to know what I can do. Pick these up. Throw them at me. Try to hit me, as hard as you can.”
“You don’t have to…” Glori began, even as Bredan reached for one of the rocks. Quellan sighed and picked up another.
“Better to know who’s got your back,” Kosk said. He walked over to the far side of the fire and took up a position facing them. “Whenever you’re ready. All at once, you don’t have to wait. Pretend I’m a slavering ghoul coming to tear your bloody guts out.” When none of them moved he barked, “Well? Throw!”
At that Bredan cocked his arm back and hurled his rock will all his considerable strength behind the cast. Kosk barely seemed to move, but somehow the rock slid right past him, missing his head by less than an inch before vanishing into the thicket behind the camp.
“Come on, I said all together,” the dwarf said.
Bredan picked up another rock, and after looking at the others for confirmation he threw it, this time aiming for the center of the dwarf’s body. All three rocks shot out at him, but the dwarf was already moving. Spinning on one foot, he snapped out the other and deflected Bredan’s rock while twisting his body to avoid Quellan’s. For a moment it looked as though Glori’s rock had just disappeared, but as the monk finished his spin and came back to his starting point they could see him holding it in the crook of his arm.
“Okay, I guess you can watch my back, then,” Glori said.