[Free book] Happy Halloween!


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Happy observance that comes eight days after the anniversary of the conception of the universe!

At least according to Archbishop James Ussher. The universe is now 6010 years plus a couple days old. Enjoy. Celebrate with candy.

Oh, I have some ocean front property in Arizona to sell everyone as well.
 



Happy haunting to you and your kin. :)


[EDIT] And here's a little tidbit my kids sing this time of year.

Trick-or-Treat
Smell my feet
Give me something good to eat.

If you don't
I don't care
I'll pull down your underwear.
 
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Pirates? I'm dressing as a pirate for a Halloween party tomorrow night!

May the ghosts shiver yer timbers, mateys!
 

Happy Season's Greetings!

May your Hoy-Din Chant be flawless and running water be far awey when you use it!


[Awesome! Just under the wire!]
 
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