A buddy of mine had a plan to "help" one of our friends with his girl trouble (namely, not having one). The plan was as follows:
1. Make several baby-doll t-shirts with the words, "Get Pat Laid, 10-30-2006" and pass them out to all of the ladies at the local hottie hang-out (starting a month prior to the date on the shirt). Pat, a man who didn't usually go to these places, was not to be told of the event.
2. On the date shown on the shirt, we'd give Pat a t-shirt that simply said, "I'm Pat", and take him to the hang-out, each of us wearing a t-shirt declaring us to be a "wingman".
We never did follow through with that plan, but it's always made me smile every time I think of it.