D&D General Friday Fun: Ruin A D&Dism By Changing One [thing]

[Reynard]

A spell name, a class, an adventure, a monster, whatever. Change a letter or a word. Make puns. Commit word crimes. You know how this works.

Ex:
Magic Mussle.

 

[Reynard]

Inflict Pounds (which I am pretty sure a witch cast on me a few years ago...)

 

[CleverNickName]

INaction Surge: on your initiative, spend 10 minutes asking questions that would have been answered had you been paying attention to your fellow players for the last three turns.