D&D General Friday Fun: Ruin A D&Dism By Changing One [thing]

[Reynard]

A spell name, a class, an adventure, a monster, whatever. Change a letter or a word. Make puns. Commit word crimes. You know how this works.

Ex:
Magic Mussle.

 

[Reynard]

Inflict Pounds (which I am pretty sure a witch cast on me a few years ago...)

 

[CleverNickName]

INaction Surge: on your initiative, spend 10 minutes asking questions that would have been answered had you been paying attention.

 

[Tonguez]

Beholder-kin: Eye of the Derp

 

[Reynard]

The worst spell in the game: Colon Spray

 

[Charlaquin]

Journeys Through the Irradiated Citadel

 

[Reynard]

Journeys Through the Irradiated Citadel

Would buy.

 

[Charlaquin]

Keys to the Golden Shower

 

[TwoSix]

Leomund's Tiny Hat

Mordenkainen's Maniac Mansion

Drawmij's Instant Sandwich

Beard

Blade of Your Mother-in-Law is Moving In

Storm of Petty Revenge

 

[Reynard]

Dissonant Whimpers