Frog-gigging

[hafrogman]

Yeah, that fact my hnadle spawns from cats (IRL) name. Cats in the US are not to be gigged or fried. I'll take the honey though, spread over some peanut butter, it is very good.

But you're no longer a cat. Now you're Superman, from that silly Red/Blue period. An electrically charged superman. Electicity = Fried Q.E.D.

 

[Aurora]

Yeah, that fact my hnadle spawns from cats (IRL) name. Cats in the US are not to be gigged or fried. I'll take the honey though, spread over some peanut butter, it is very good.

I got a little scared as I read the bolded part and was relieved when the remaining was tame.

~get your mind out of the gutter Aurora

 

[Aeson]

I got a little scared as I read the bolded part and was relieved when the remaining was tame.

~get your mind out of the gutter Aurora

Stop teasing.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Electicity = Fried Q.E.D.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

I got a little scared as I read the bolded part and was relieved when the remaining was tame.

~get your mind out of the gutter Aurora

Dirty Bird!

 

[xrpsuzi]

So, lets recap.

Krunchy to be gigged and then his legs will be fried and eaten in a vegan protest of his hippy-hating ways. . . fondue may or may not be involved.

Myself to be spared the gigging but sentenced to 100 hours of community service as an organic pest control method at the local co-op garden.

Frukathka to be served lightly fried and drizzled with honey. (Mmmm, Sopapilla)

Sedarfairy 2.0 to dance while wearing a psychadelic tutu.

Have I missed anything?

Well... I'm not sure bringing sugar-free syrup to sedarfairy gets you off the hook completely, but I'm willing to spare you from the fondue pot (if you think sticks hurt, try metal prongs...)

And I'm not sure Sedarfairy 2.0 will be attending as she is a minor. Who knows what crazy things happen when you get that many frogs and women in the same place? With moon shine. And honey. And vegans (embrace the legume!)

But we can all agree peanut butter is good. Except for the poor chaps who are deathly allergic to peanuts. They watch the fondue pot.

-Suzi

 

[sedarfairy]

Krunchy is definitely going to be gigged, rolled in cornmeal, and fried to a crispy golden brown...all while his upper half drags itself around the garage floor where i hacked his back legs off.

I vote to spare Hafrogman...community service will definitely be involved. I'm sure the girls and I can come up with a suitable sentence.

I really like Frukathka and don't plan to fry...drizzling with honey will be a possibility.

Sedar 2.0 is in fact underage and despite her freewheeling, super tolerant ways, I'd prefer to keep her away from the impending carnage. She is kind of sensitive. She wouldn't even want to dance a psychedelic funeral dance because she will try to talk me out of hurting Krunchy despite his hater tendencies.

 

[sedarfairy]

I got a little scared as I read the bolded part and was relieved when the remaining was tame.

~get your mind out of the gutter Aurora

OOOH...the gutter. I happen to own a small condo there.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

I really like Frukathka and don't plan to fry...drizzling with honey will be a possibility.

 

[Aurora]

OOOH...the gutter. I happen to own a small condo there.

Are the condo association fees high? I have thought about getting a summer home there.