Frog-gigging

[sedarfairy]

Oh my god. That's hilarious. Yes, I took a few too many years of chemisty. My love of the happy benezene molecule knows no limits.

But that does not solve the dilemna of 2 fairies. I say we have a fairy fight. It's like a cripple fight (ala South Park), but with a lot more glitter.

2 fey go in. 1 fey come out. Spin the wheel raggity man.

-Suzi

after the week I've had...I"m ready for a fairy cage match. I think I have the advantage as I was raised by a slightly off kilter vietnam vet commando. Other girls learn how to cook and clean...I learned how to skin rabbits and to shoot a variety of weapons. Also handy with a machete. As my daddy has said...there is more than one way to pluck the wings off a fairy. okay...maybe he didn't quite say it that way. but i'm sure thats what he meant.

 

[sedarfairy]

Yeah, see everyone else seems to be voting for a fairy fight which is like a cat fight but with more Jell-o.

And clothes-ripping.

And slow-motion replay.

What?

You know...I suspect that was supposed to offend me in some way. But I'm strangely drawn to Hafrogman and his crazy notion of revelry. should I be worried? Am I infected? Will it cause warts?

 

[sedarfairy]

Use the force sedarfairy. If that doesn't work, try the pillow fight. If it really is Krunchy behind the alt, he will be distracted by the fluffy pillows and show his true colors. Or in this case, species.

-Suzi

I'm leaning toward a more violent one...doesn't seem to be pictured there.

 

[Aeson]

after the week I've had...I"m ready for a fairy cage match. I think I have the advantage as I was raised by a slightly off kilter vietnam vet commando. Other girls learn how to cook and clean...I learned how to skin rabbits and to shoot a variety of weapons. Also handy with a machete. As my daddy has said...there is more than one way to pluck the wings off a fairy. okay...maybe he didn't quite say it that way. but i'm sure thats what he meant.

Will you marry me?

I'm leaning toward a more violent one...doesn't seem to be pictured there.

I used all my fights but I can offer you a variety of weapons.

 

[sedarfairy]

Will you marry me?


I used all my fights but I can offer you a variety of weapons.

Actually darlin Im not much on the institute of marriage. I much prefer lustful living without commitment. one a side note, any man that would willingly offer up his coveted weapons to a female has to be worthwhile.

 

[Aeson]

Actually darlin Im not much on the institute of marriage. I much prefer lustful living without commitment. one a side note, any man that would willingly offer up his coveted weapons to a female has to be worthwhile.

Who needs marriage. Let's live in sin. When I commit to a woman, all I have is hers. I hold nothing back.

 

[sedarfairy]

Who needs marriage. Let's live in sin. When I commit to a woman, all I have is hers. I hold nothing back.

well...only if you can handle all my personality quirks. I'm an incredibly blunt fairy and I sideline as a betty crocker fairy, a race car fairy (you should see how cute I am smeared in transmission fluid), and as a track coach fairy. oh yeah...almost forgot...i'm a shower gel fairy too. I multi-task.

 

[Aeson]

well...only if you can handle all my personality quirks. I'm an incredibly blunt fairy and I sideline as a betty crocker fairy, a race car fairy (you should see how cute I am smeared in transmission fluid), and as a track coach fairy. oh yeah...almost forgot...i'm a shower gel fairy too. I multi-task.

I'm waiting to hear the bad personality quirks.

 

[sedarfairy]

I'm waiting to hear the bad personality quirks.

I never said they were bad In fact, gals like Suzi and me are nearly perfect. heheh

 

[Aeson]

I never said they were bad In fact, gals like Suzi and me are nearly perfect. heheh

Sounds like it.

Besides I like those quirks. I could use someone that knows their way around a car. Someone that can help me get in shape. I like fairies that smell pretty and clean. I'm not very good at baking but I can cook a mean meatloaf so a Betty Crocker type would be nice.