Frog-gigging

[hafrogman]

You think that's creepy, you haven't seen anything. Wait until you make the trek to circvs maximvs.

Heh, I used to frequent Nutkinland, nothing on the internet can really creep me out any more. I just figured I had to say it to someone.

 

[Aeson]

Heh, I used to frequent Nutkinland, nothing on the internet can really creep me out any more. I just figured I had to say it to someone.

You should try the new one. It's not your mom's Nutkinland anymore.

I like you. If they are about to gig ya I might think twice about helping you before running away.

 

[hafrogman]

I like you. If they are about to gig ya I might think twice about helping you before running away.

Your courage and selfless devotion to your own safety flatters me

But honestly, if they ever decide to actually go ahead and gig me, there's not much that you or anyone can do to save me. My only bet is to keep them amused. Sort of like Scherezade . . .

only without the sultry harem outfits . . .

unless I can convince Sedar 1, Sedar 2 or Suzi. . .

 

[Aeson]

Your courage and selfless devotion to your own safety flatters me

But honestly, if they ever decide to actually go ahead and gig me, there's not much that you or anyone can do to save me. My only bet is to keep them amused. Sort of like Scherezade . . .

only without the sultry harem outfits . . .

unless I can convince Sedar 1, Sedar 2 or Suzi. . .

I know. They already have me in the lair, blindfolded. I'm a dead man.

 

[hafrogman]

I know. They already have me in the lair, blindfolded. I'm a dead man.

You type surprisingly well for a blindfolded man.


Ladies, you may wish to check that blindfold. And bind his hands.

 

[Aeson]

You type surprisingly well for a blindfolded man.


Ladies, you may wish to check that blindfold. And bind his hands.

Binding. Now that is even kinkier. I should have suggested that to them.

 

[hafrogman]

Binding. Now that is even kinkier. I should have suggested that to them.

A tale of unbridled passion and weird perversions. With Bette Davis as Sedarfairy, and Leslie Howard as Aeson. ENWorld Productions is proud to present:

No frogs were harmed in the making of this movie.

 

[sedarfairy]

I was in fact impying that he should be in a tree outside someone's house watching them in the shower, but hey, whatever floats your boat.

I'd feel very flattered about being your favorite frog if Krunchy weren't AWOL. Oh well, beggars can't be choosers. It's not easy bein' green, etc. etc.

Krunchy was insulting to my daughter...he in fact can never be my favorite. He will definitely get gigged and his tiny hind parts will be roasted over an open flame and served with southern garlic potatoes. Who wants to bring the coleslaw?

 

[sedarfairy]

Don't forget to punch holes in the lid. You remember what happened to the last one.

Maybe Krunchy is a little jealous. It was a 1 frog show on page 1, but now we are talking 2 frogs, a Fru, and an Aeson.

-Suzi

so what you are saying is that we need to start eliminating the weak?

 

[sedarfairy]

You think that's creepy, you haven't seen anything. Wait until you make the trek to circvs maximvs.

Fru dares not go against the women. He'll be happy being the spear carrier. My problem is I didn't play hard to get. I think they'll get bored with me.[/QUOTE

I'm very good at entertaining myself...especially when I have someone walk right up and offer to be the guinea pig. mwhahahahaha. boredom my arse

Hey Suz...you got those hedge trimmers sharpened?