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I'm afraid the waffles are no good...sugar and caffeine make me convulse. I can't possibly achieve stealth if i'm having a seizure outside your window from too many waffles.
 



Some other frogs to consider:

1. WJ Frog (or whatever the WB's Mascot is named). He sings good, and he's the face of an entire network! (Or 1/2 the face of the new, combine UPN/WB, cellar dwelling....)

Stalking him might double the Station's Nielsen Ratings.

2. Mark Twain's Notorious Jumping Frog of Calaveras County

He's literary!

3. Various Princes to be. Kiss the right one, & you'll be Princess of, ummm. Monaco, England, what other Monarchies are left?



But here's a way to become a Real Stalker:

On this new show on the Travel Channel The Star, Andrew Zimmern is served a Frog!

It's a Live Frog. They chop its head right off, feed him it's still beating heart, the it's little head gets to stare at him the entire time he's eating soup made of its innards!

How's that for a true Stalking Goal!

You can slowly creep around, til one day.... BAM! Rip out his still beating heart & eat right in front of him.

That would be the mark of a true stalker ;)

You are refering to amphibians in this post right? Not anyone with a Frog-Based Handle.

In that case: Unless you live in a Countyr where Cannabilism is legal, you probablly don't want to rip his still beating heart out & eat it. Though you would get extra points at a Vampier LARP.
 




sedarfairy said:
oh, definitely tag team. How do you feel about frog legs suzi? hehehe

Only if they are dipped in larksvomit and eaten with hand puppets. :)

Hafrogman! We have room for another! Bring your tribute of waffles and prepare for stalking.

-Suzi


*all other frogs may enter themselves on a reserve list for stalking once the coven makes 3.
 

suzi yee said:
Only if they are dipped in larksvomit and eaten with hand puppets. :)

Hafrogman! We have room for another! Bring your tribute of waffles and prepare for stalking.

-Suzi


*all other frogs may enter themselves on a reserve list for stalking once the coven makes 3.
I do love your sense of adventure!

Hafrogman, be sure to bring the sugar free syrup.
 

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