Frog-gigging

[xrpsuzi]

It does appear to me that Krunchy is trying to quietly hop away. I suggest we put out some glue traps.

Fly paper? That way we can lure him with food as the rogue fly gets stuck and trap him at the same time.....

What, you think I'm so desperate for company that I'm going to hang around while a pair of fey actively plan my impalement?

Ah my amphibious friend, not a pair of fey. A fey and an asian.....

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

-Suzi

 

[sedarfairy]

LOL, just mired in a ton of work. Damn sick people.

The staking is scary though.

I thought so...that time you stalked me...

 

[sedarfairy]

What, you think I'm so desperate for company that I'm going to hang around while a pair of fey actively plan my impalement?

I'm totally out of here.

No, really.

I'm leaving.

Eventually.

what if we just stuff you instead? Hang you on our wall? dress your little lifelike limbs in tinsel for the holidays?

 

[sedarfairy]

Fly paper? That way we can lure him with food as the rogue fly gets stuck and trap him at the same time.....

I've said it before Suzi...but my I do enjoy the way you think.

Ah my amphibious friend, not a pair of fey. A fey and an asian.....

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

-Suzi

Maybe we could find a way to meld into one body...become an Asian Fey? I'll start researching that right away.

 

[JukeboxHead]

:\ What kind of fey are you, sedarfairy? Obviously not a dryad, it's hard to stalk someone if you must be within 300 yards of a giant oak...

 

[krunchyfrogg]

I thought so...that time you stalked me...

Wait... you can track that kinda stuff...?

Maybe we could find a way to meld into one body...become an Asian Fey? I'll start researching that right away.

This might have to go to an adult site pretty soon... yowza!

 

[JukeboxHead]

This might have to go to an adult site pretty soon... yowza!

That's an all new category, so the "Asian Fey" section would be pretty small...

 

[sedarfairy]

:\ What kind of fey are you, sedarfairy? Obviously not a dryad, it's hard to stalk someone if you must be within 300 yards of a giant oak...

I belong to the frog stalker fey...they tend to leave us out of most guides.

 

[sedarfairy]

Wait... you can track that kinda stuff...?
This might have to go to an adult site pretty soon... yowza!

I have uncanny tracking skills Did you think I wouldn't find out Sir Krunchy?

 

[krunchyfrogg]

I have uncanny tracking skills Did you think I wouldn't find out Sir Krunchy?

I musta underestimated you.