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I just saw absolutely the most absurd movie I have ever seen... I mean, Zardoz seems like perfectly understandable right now. It outweirds everything I have seen ever before.

Let me try to paraphrase the plot (Hard since I don't actually have any idea what it was all about):

It is distant future. A doctor from New York goes to intern on a hospital on a distant planet that always has one side towards the sun. There, on the light side of the planet live people who dress like 19th century americans. And on the dark side live people who dress like royalty from fairy tales. The two sides have a civil war going on and the doctor tries to help everyone. In the hospital is also a young boy who can change shape... This has nothing to do with anything but he is there and changes shape from time to time. He also goes to see a prison where both sides send their convicts and it is run by a big ugly alien. In the prison lives a woman who dresses like a cliche ren-fair princess. She is immortal, who was sentenced there 500 years earlier for creating a genocide on earth. This too has nothing to do with anything but her and the prison keeper's "romance" is an "important" subplot. Eventually a darkside lieutenant murders the king in order to prevent peace, but the princess finds out and sentences the lieutenant to the prison. Peace comes and everyone is happy...

And no, this was not a fantasy teen movie...

If you want weird, check it out someday: White Dwarf (1995) (TV)
 


I just saw absolutely the most absurd movie I have ever seen... I mean, Zardoz seems like perfectly understandable right now. It outweirds everything I have seen ever before.

Let me try to paraphrase the plot (Hard since I don't actually have any idea what it was all about):

It is distant future. A doctor from New York goes to intern on a hospital on a distant planet that always has one side towards the sun. There, on the light side of the planet live people who dress like 19th century americans. And on the dark side live people who dress like royalty from fairy tales. The two sides have a civil war going on and the doctor tries to help everyone. In the hospital is also a young boy who can change shape... This has nothing to do with anything but he is there and changes shape from time to time. He also goes to see a prison where both sides send their convicts and it is run by a big ugly alien. In the prison lives a woman who dresses like a cliche ren-fair princess. She is immortal, who was sentenced there 500 years earlier for creating a genocide on earth. This too has nothing to do with anything but her and the prison keeper's "romance" is an "important" subplot. Eventually a darkside lieutenant murders the king in order to prevent peace, but the princess finds out and sentences the lieutenant to the prison. Peace comes and everyone is happy...

And no, this was not a fantasy teen movie...

If you want weird, check it out someday: White Dwarf (1995) (TV)

That sounds familiar...didn't that one run on Sci-Fi a few years ago?
 

A while ago, I almost caused a checkout girl to have a heart-attack. She had to do a price check on a Turkey I had picked up that was mis-labeled. It took a while...

Finally, they got the right price, and she apologized "Sorry about the wait."

I quickly responded "Ahhh, I've been fat a long time- s'okay."

She thought I was offended and started apologizing...it took a minute to get her to realize I was joking.

OTOH...

Again standing in line at the grocery yesterday, the checkout dude told me he only needed to see on jug of tea and one bag of charcoal to get the prices, unless, he said, I "wanted my tea bagged."

I told him I didn't want any kind of tea bagging.

3 seconds later, he snorted. Thank god HE had a sense of humor.
 

And no, this was not a fantasy teen movie...

If you want weird, check it out someday: White Dwarf (1995) (TV)

And I thought this one movie that took place on Mars that had mutants which for some reason spoke in blackspeech was strange.

She works in a Tailor shop, she can make her own.:p
Then you knoe what would really impress her? Buying something at her shop then gift wrapping it for her. :D

I told him I didn't want any kind of tea bagging.

3 seconds later, he snorted. Thank god HE had a sense of humor.
A black man not wanting anything to do with teabagging.. typical :D

AAAAAAaaaaaannnnnnnnnyyyyyyy ways...

I often wish that workers aren't expected to be so robotic, also I sometimes wish people weren't so easily offended cause too many awesome moments for humor are wasted on puritanical ways.
 

Side note:

Big earth quake, I didn't feel it. My mom said's that family in Mexico felt it, and it was strong there. I was at an amusement park (a small one) when it happened and it mostlikely happened while we were on this one roller coaster.

Champions isn't as epic as WoW, but fighting badguys in the slums then getting taken out in the middle of a street in traffic (while someone in a lambo watchs) is awesome. Problem is since my character is a martial artist speedster (with regeneration), it sometimes gets difficult for me to flee fights. Course, I'm pretty when I later make a flier, I'll end up turning off flight from 30 stories up just too see how much damage I'll receive.
 
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