Relique du Madde
Adventurer
Boring isn't bad, though. I prefer a player to have a PC with a boring backstory than an uber-cool-I'm-the-most-BA-thing-ever-and-I'll-tell-you-about-it-for-three-hours backstory.
That's why you reserve that character for the first one-shot kill of the campaign.*
*Assuming you are not playing 4e.