Dragongirl
First Post
Post em here!
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["Fun" Meta Thread]Poems, SHORT Stories, etc. In honor of ENWorld!
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Dragongirl
First Post
Lo there do I see the great father Morrus,
Lo there do I see my fellow posters,
Lo there do I see the line of threads back to the beginning,
They bid me take my place amongst them,
In the halls of the land of ENWorld.
Lo there do I see my fellow posters,
Lo there do I see the line of threads back to the beginning,
They bid me take my place amongst them,
In the halls of the land of ENWorld.
Dragongirl
First Post
Wow I am the only one that loves ENWorld enough?
Dragongirl
First Post
Re: Love?
Hmph! Some people have NO culture.Sir Trent said:
Malachai_rose
First Post
Poem Mania !!!
There once was a man from nantucket...
heh, wrong poem okay I'll try again.
"Hey Morrus your so fine your so fine you blow my mind, Hey Morrus ! Hey Hey Hey Morrus !"
(replace Morrus with Mickey and you've got the tune to sing that little ditty to)
Okay heres another one...
"Fore score and many months ago a website was founded upon which the dreams of many a gamer were fufilled and it was named EN World..."
Hmm, not quite what I was lookin for, okay heres another go...
"I have a dream !!! That one day all gamers may come together and post in peace and hamony. "
Okay, once last try then I'm done, promise.
"I think that I shall never see a website as lovely as EN World"
okay... I realize I promised to stop but I lied
"Welcome to EN World we got fun and games we got everything ya want, Honey ya know the names we are the people that can find Whatever you may need If you got the time, honey
We got your disease
At EN World
Welcome to EN World
Watch it bring you to your
knees, knees
Morrus wants ta watch you bleed
Welcome to EN World
We take it day by day
If you want it you're gonna bleed
But it's the price you pay
And you're a geeky fan boy gamer
That's very hard to please
You can taste the bright lights
At EN World you get them for free
At EN World
Welcome to EN World
Feel my, my, my gamers gut
I, I wanna hear you scream
Welcome to EN World
It gets better here everyday
Ya learn ta live like an animal
In the boards where we play
If you got a hunger for what you see
You'll take it eventually
You can have anything you want
But you better not flame me
CHORUS
And when you're postin you never
Ever want to stop, YEAH!
You know where you are
You're at EN World baby
You're gonna post
On the boards
Welcome to EN World
Watch it bring you to your
knees, knees
On the boards
Welcome to EN World
Feel my, my, my gamers gut
On the boards
Welcome to EN World
Watch it bring you to your
knees, knees
On the boards
Welcome to EN World
Watch it bring you to your
It' gonna make you post-HA!"
Okay thats it for me... It actually doesn't sound to bad if ya got some GnR blarin when ya write it
lol
There once was a man from nantucket...
heh, wrong poem okay I'll try again.
"Hey Morrus your so fine your so fine you blow my mind, Hey Morrus ! Hey Hey Hey Morrus !"
(replace Morrus with Mickey and you've got the tune to sing that little ditty to)
Okay heres another one...
"Fore score and many months ago a website was founded upon which the dreams of many a gamer were fufilled and it was named EN World..."
Hmm, not quite what I was lookin for, okay heres another go...
"I have a dream !!! That one day all gamers may come together and post in peace and hamony. "
Okay, once last try then I'm done, promise.
"I think that I shall never see a website as lovely as EN World"
okay... I realize I promised to stop but I lied
"Welcome to EN World we got fun and games we got everything ya want, Honey ya know the names we are the people that can find Whatever you may need If you got the time, honey
We got your disease
At EN World
Welcome to EN World
Watch it bring you to your
knees, knees
Morrus wants ta watch you bleed
Welcome to EN World
We take it day by day
If you want it you're gonna bleed
But it's the price you pay
And you're a geeky fan boy gamer
That's very hard to please
You can taste the bright lights
At EN World you get them for free
At EN World
Welcome to EN World
Feel my, my, my gamers gut
I, I wanna hear you scream
Welcome to EN World
It gets better here everyday
Ya learn ta live like an animal
In the boards where we play
If you got a hunger for what you see
You'll take it eventually
You can have anything you want
But you better not flame me
CHORUS
And when you're postin you never
Ever want to stop, YEAH!
You know where you are
You're at EN World baby
You're gonna post
On the boards
Welcome to EN World
Watch it bring you to your
knees, knees
On the boards
Welcome to EN World
Feel my, my, my gamers gut
On the boards
Welcome to EN World
Watch it bring you to your
knees, knees
On the boards
Welcome to EN World
Watch it bring you to your
It' gonna make you post-HA!"
Okay thats it for me... It actually doesn't sound to bad if ya got some GnR blarin when ya write it
lol
Dragongirl
First Post
Not bad Malachai
Mathew_Freeman
Adventurer
(To the tune of Everybody Needs Somebody To Love, from the film The Blues Brothers)
Elwood: "This is a new version of an old song. We've written this since hanging out on ENWorld on the internet. Truly, the people we've met there have a special place in our hearts. And so, the new song...hope you like it!"
*music starts*
Elwood:
"We're so glad to see all you lovely posters here tonight, and we would especially like to welcome all the members of The Moderators forum, who have chosen to join us here at ENWorld at this time. We do sincerely hope you do enjoy the forums, and please remember people that no matter who you are, and what your sig is, there are still some things that make us all the same...you...me...THEM...everybody...everybody..."
Jake:
"Everybody
Needs somebody
Everybody
Needs somebody
To whack...
Someone to whack..."
Elwood:
"Someone to whack..."
Jake:
"Dragongirl to kiss...
Crothian to miss...
I need hong hong hong
I need hong hong hong
In the morning!
When my posts get lost!
Sometimes I feel
I feel a little sad inside
Then I whack hong
And the joy inside of me, it can't be denied!
I whack hong!"
*musical break*
Jake:
"Sometimes I feel
I feel a little sad inside
Then I whack hong
And the joy inside of me, it can't be denied!
I whack hong!"
*drums*
Elwood:
"You know people when you do whack hong, whack him, bash him, thwack him, thump him, signify your feelings with every painful strike. Cos it's so important to have that special someone to whack, bash, thwack and thump..."
Jake:
"Everybody!
Needs somebody!
Everybody!
Needs somebody!
To whack!"
Someone to whack!
Someone to whack!
Someone to whack!
I whack hong hong hong
I whack hong hong hong
I whack hong hong hong
I whack hong hong hong
I WHACK HONG!"
*Jake and Elwood produce big sticks and whack hong. The police arrive, Jake and Elwood leap sharply out the window and disappear into the night...*
Elwood: "This is a new version of an old song. We've written this since hanging out on ENWorld on the internet. Truly, the people we've met there have a special place in our hearts. And so, the new song...hope you like it!"
*music starts*
Elwood:
"We're so glad to see all you lovely posters here tonight, and we would especially like to welcome all the members of The Moderators forum, who have chosen to join us here at ENWorld at this time. We do sincerely hope you do enjoy the forums, and please remember people that no matter who you are, and what your sig is, there are still some things that make us all the same...you...me...THEM...everybody...everybody..."
Jake:
"Everybody
Needs somebody
Everybody
Needs somebody
To whack...
Someone to whack..."
Elwood:
"Someone to whack..."
Jake:
"Dragongirl to kiss...
Crothian to miss...
I need hong hong hong
I need hong hong hong
In the morning!
When my posts get lost!
Sometimes I feel
I feel a little sad inside
Then I whack hong
And the joy inside of me, it can't be denied!
I whack hong!"
*musical break*
Jake:
"Sometimes I feel
I feel a little sad inside
Then I whack hong
And the joy inside of me, it can't be denied!
I whack hong!"
*drums*
Elwood:
"You know people when you do whack hong, whack him, bash him, thwack him, thump him, signify your feelings with every painful strike. Cos it's so important to have that special someone to whack, bash, thwack and thump..."
Jake:
"Everybody!
Needs somebody!
Everybody!
Needs somebody!
To whack!"
Someone to whack!
Someone to whack!
Someone to whack!
I whack hong hong hong
I whack hong hong hong
I whack hong hong hong
I whack hong hong hong
I WHACK HONG!"
*Jake and Elwood produce big sticks and whack hong. The police arrive, Jake and Elwood leap sharply out the window and disappear into the night...*
ROFLMAO!
Mathew_Freeman
Adventurer
Glad you like it. That marks my first ever Filk!
