D&D General Funniest D&D "How Do I Talk To Boys" Ideas

[aco175]

You have to lay a web like a spider and let him walk into it. This could be destroying his family or aspirations so all the paths lead back to you. His dog comes up missing, guess who finds it with honey words. He does not even know he is in your web until he cannot get out. The funs is seeing him squirm along thinking he is in control but knowing he is just your plaything and you can close the trap at any time. Enjoy seeing him in pain, for once he is yours it is not as enjoyable.

 

[Sparky McDibben]

"If you have romantic rivals in the way, blackmail is the best solution. Poison is second best."

Damn, a romantic rival would have been a great idea!!! I need to source ideas from y'all sooner!

Thanks for the ideas, everybody!!