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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Mighty Veil" data-source="post: 3253848" data-attributes="member: 30559">Oh thought of more!In an older 3e campaign. Our PCs hitched a ride on a boat. We were waiting for the rest of the players to arrive for the game, so I found myselves naming and we played the NPC ship crew:The crew of the USS Rent'aprizeCaptain Smirk Jerkoff, who had an 20 charisma while wearing his cumberbun of charisma seducing. Unfortunely in combat it would come undone and his beer gut would fall out and he'd spend the turn putting it back on.First mate, Spook, the logical air gensai.Bones, the lich cleric and ship doctor.Lt.Woof, the werewolf and ship's security guard.Chef engineer, Snotty the gnome. Ships carpenter, chef, and the guy who tied up and untied the ship's row boats (for away missions).And, The All-star Bard Band. A group of four 20th level bard who never fought in combat. They would stand off to the side and play music (Da daa daa da da... you know the tune)I later used them as NPCs in a silly side-track adventure. They hired the players to help them defeat The Boards. A group of 2x4 wood constructs who wanted to assimilate all wood.Gosh I luv these NPCs.</blockquote>