zepherus
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Before I put the funny comment, let me state publicly that I am not an evil person, or someone who is intentionally mean to others...but I just couldn't stop myself in this instance.
I work in a high rise building, so anytime you need to go somewhere, you have to take the elevator. We have many security guards patrolling the building throughout the day, but there used to be one guard in particular who was, shall we say...vertically challenged. Plus, he suffered from "rent a cop" syndrome...I'm short, but I wear a badge, so therefore I'm bad.
So, anyway, me and some co-workers are heading to lunch one day, we head down to the lobby, and when the doors open, he is waiting to get on the elevator. We all get off, he gets on, and as the doors start to close ( and it's too late for him to come back out ), these words just pop out of my mouth... [ I'm sure you can see this one coming a mile away ]...
"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
Like I said, I couldn't stop myself, it just came out...but my co-workers were practically on the floor with laughter.
Oh well, I haven't seen him for some time...I'm sure he has forgotten it already...
I work in a high rise building, so anytime you need to go somewhere, you have to take the elevator. We have many security guards patrolling the building throughout the day, but there used to be one guard in particular who was, shall we say...vertically challenged. Plus, he suffered from "rent a cop" syndrome...I'm short, but I wear a badge, so therefore I'm bad.
So, anyway, me and some co-workers are heading to lunch one day, we head down to the lobby, and when the doors open, he is waiting to get on the elevator. We all get off, he gets on, and as the doors start to close ( and it's too late for him to come back out ), these words just pop out of my mouth... [ I'm sure you can see this one coming a mile away ]...
"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
Like I said, I couldn't stop myself, it just came out...but my co-workers were practically on the floor with laughter.
Oh well, I haven't seen him for some time...I'm sure he has forgotten it already...
