Game Hybrids That Should Not Be

[Dannyalcatraz]

Pokechess

Pog-Checkers

DDM: Chinese Checkers

Mah-Jenga

 

[Kae'Yoss]

It's a reference to Talislanta's old marketing campaign slogan "No Elves!"

There's certainly a market for that, but that negative attitude would instantly turn me off.

 

[Stormrunner]

Advanced Bunnies & Burrows (or, Burroughs, if you want the Naked Lunch element)

or, Bunnies and Edgar Rice Burroughs (if you want the Naked Swordfighting on Mars element).

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Or Playboy Bunnies and...

I'll just stop riiiiiiiight there.

 

[Kae'Yoss]

Or Playboy Bunnies and...

I'll just stop riiiiiiiight there.

Well, that's enough, anyway. I guess Cha won't be a dump stat in that game. In fact, I guess it will be several stats, none of them dump.

 

[hong]

Vampire: The Legend of the Five Dragons:

Ancient Japan today. Vampires are real, but ninja of course aren't *nudgenudgewinkwink*. The characters - all vampires from one of the great clasn, noble undead - have to cope with their undead state while ruling the Empire, but mostly just going into dungeons, killing things, taking their stuff, and getting all angsty about it.

Each character needs to take a race - elf, dwarf, halfling, human, gnome - and a clan - the Nosferatu Crab, the Toreador Crane, Ravnos Scorpions, Gangrel Lions, Malkavian Dragons, Tremere Phoenix, or even Cathayan Unicorns - as well as one or more classes. But beware of the Shadowland Sabbat, who will Taint you with The Beast.

... you've been watching Versus, haven't you?

Yes, yes, don't deny it.

 

[Kae'Yoss]

... you've been watching Versus, haven't you?

Yes, yes, don't deny it.

Nope. I don't watch TV. What's Versus?

 

[hong]

Nope. I don't watch TV. What's Versus?

AAAAaaaa!!!!

Versus

 

[Kae'Yoss]

AAAAaaaa!!!!

Versus

Sounds like I'd like to watch it.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

4x4 Evolution Neverwinter Nights MMOL Offroad Racing Game