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<blockquote data-quote="Apok" data-source="post: 951114" data-attributes="member: 1969">&quot;It's down the hall and to the left&quot;I used this phrase once in an old D&amp;D game I was running, and it stuck.&nbsp; Now, everywhere is always down the hall and to the left.&quot;Cheese Log?&quot;A friend &amp; fellow gamer once brought a cheese log to the game, just something that he could snack on.&nbsp; My paladin had just gotten the crap kicked out of him by a Storm Giant, so he picks up the cutting block w/ the log on it and goes, &quot;Man, that was harsh.&nbsp; Cheese log?&quot;&nbsp; So now, whenever any character gets royally screwed over, be it in combat or a social situation, we hold our hands out to him and offer him a piece of the cheese log.&nbsp; &quot;Monkey de Fromage&quot;Spoken whenever someone pulls off an especially cheesy combination of manevuers, spells, abilities or feats.&nbsp; &quot;I go before everybody... I drool on the floor.&quot;Whenever someone gets knocked into the Dying HP range, someone always shouts this when the initiative order recycles.&nbsp; &quot;It's the Devil, burn it!&quot;Spoken with a thick southern accent.&nbsp; Used whenever a PC comes across a device or object that they have no idea what it does.&nbsp; A friend of mine uses this phrase all the time when dealing with machinery of any kind (he's not the most mechanically adept of people).&nbsp; &quot;Does he have a mohawk?&quot;A while ago, I stated that I would never have an important NPC with a mohawk.&nbsp; My players ask me this whenever they meet an NPC that has more than 2 lines.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Apok, post: 951114, member: 1969"] "It's down the hall and to the left" I used this phrase once in an old D&D game I was running, and it stuck. Now, everywhere is always down the hall and to the left. "Cheese Log?" A friend & fellow gamer once brought a cheese log to the game, just something that he could snack on. My paladin had just gotten the crap kicked out of him by a Storm Giant, so he picks up the cutting block w/ the log on it and goes, "Man, that was harsh. Cheese log?" So now, whenever any character gets royally screwed over, be it in combat or a social situation, we hold our hands out to him and offer him a piece of the cheese log. "Monkey de Fromage" Spoken whenever someone pulls off an especially cheesy combination of manevuers, spells, abilities or feats. "I go before everybody... I drool on the floor." Whenever someone gets knocked into the Dying HP range, someone always shouts this when the initiative order recycles. "It's the Devil, burn it!" Spoken with a thick southern accent. Used whenever a PC comes across a device or object that they have no idea what it does. A friend of mine uses this phrase all the time when dealing with machinery of any kind (he's not the most mechanically adept of people). "Does he have a mohawk?" A while ago, I stated that I would never have an important NPC with a mohawk. My players ask me this whenever they meet an NPC that has more than 2 lines. [/QUOTE]

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