The_Gneech
Explorer
- Anything that has to specify the number of sides that are on a die
- Wandering monster
- Eps, exp, experience points
- Dungeon being a place where monsters lurk, instead of a place where prisoners are tortured
- Dragons being anything but green
- The word "cleric" actually being used
- Charisma, ego, and presence being different terms for the same thing
- Elves being just slightly shorter than humans (instead of tiny, or taller than humans)
- Trolls having fronds on their heads and regenerative powers
- Gnolls being something other than grassy banks
- Gnomes being taller than a foot.
- Being attacked by ooze
- Wands being a collection of spells in a stick; scrolls vanishing when you read them
- Kobolds being anything at all.
- Tenser, Bigby, and Mordankienan
- "+2 against..."
- Turning the undead
- Priests who fight; martial artist monks who can't
- Stones that whizz around your head
- Putting a sphere of annihilation inside a bag of holding
- The (insert body part here) of Vecna
-The Gneech