Garbageman

[Mystery Man]

I had a lot of garbage becuase of the holiday and to punish me I think the garbage man came back around and parked outside my house and finished his coffee with his loud ass truck running.

Maybe I've been on vacation too long or I'm just getting paranoid but I think he did it on purpose! Or he was waiting for his partner to load the truck from my nieghboor across the street but I can't be sure.

If the former, this is of course...WAR!!

 

[Wycen]

Declare war on garbagemen? Bad idea. You have merely a household worth of garbage to attack with. He has an entire dump at his disposal.


With the new year, perhaps it would be best to sue for peace.

 

[Crothian]

make peace with him, give him some freshly baked cookies......

 

[BOZ]

hmm, there was an episode of Malcolm in the Middle on recently about this sort of thing...

 

[Stone Angel]

War with the garbage man is bad business, they can punish you worse than the mafia.
Choose your battles my friend let this one go.


The Seraph of Earth and Stone

 

[Mystery Man]

Choose your battles my friend let this one go.

I most likely will. In the arms race he has be beat by a few tons.

 

[jaerdaph]

Rent John Waters' Serial Mom. Study Kathleen Turner's mutually beneficial relationship with the garbagemen and learn.

 

[Umbran]

I most likely will. In the arms race he has be beat by a few tons.

Not only does he have you beat in the arms race - the only thing is has to do to win is do absolutely nothing. As in - not pick up the ammunition you leave out for him. I expect you don't want a real-life Alice's Restaurant out on your walk...