So a few questions before I commit to going:
1. Do I bring my own dice or do you guys provide them if I play at your table?
2. If my wife catches me sneaking a peak at some booth girl, where do I run and hide to?
3. If a gamer approaches me and he's weird enough to creep me out, is there spray repellant that I can use to protect myself? If not, do I throw soap at him and run?
4. If we meet a fellow poster that we don't like online, are we allowed to punch him in the nose at the con?
5. If 12 of us share the same hotel room, how do we determine who gets the bed? Or do all 12 of you guys sleep in the same bed when sharing a room?
6. Am I allowed to take Gary Gygax's wife out for dinner while he's busy DM'ing you people on his wedding anniversary?
7. WotC announced D&D 4e at the last con...when they announce D&D 5e at GenCon 08, what booth should I loot first during the riots?
8. If I want to meet up with people from this website, will I need to meet people from Ennn World at one booth and then another group from E.N. World at another booth, or will both parties be in the same location?
9. Since I will be wearing Piratcat's pants, what does he look like so I know to avoid him?
10. I'm worried that I'll be spending a lot of money at the con. How do I convince my wife to allow me to buy a pretty booth girl and take her home with me?