General movie discussion

[Mad_Jack]

Ever since I was a kid, I've always snuck candy into the theatre rather than pay for it there. My usual go-to movie snacks are red licorice and peanut M&Ms. The packages of red licorice at the theatres aren't entirely ridiculous for the price, but the small amount of M&Ms you get in a movie theatre for that price is utter blasphemy.

 

[Ryujin]

Beef jerky, sometimes home made, snuck in.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Ever since I was a kid, I've always snuck candy into the theatre rather than pay for it there. My usual go-to movie snacks are red licorice and peanut M&Ms. The packages of red licorice at the theatres aren't entirely ridiculous for the price, but the small amount of M&Ms you get in a movie theatre for that price is utter blasphemy.

Oh, don't think we can't see what you are doing there, Mad Jack. You don't get to straddle the fence.

That's right. "Red Licorice." What, you want us to believe you go to some hoity-toity theater that has little bags of precious Australian-style licorice?

No. This is 'Murika. There are two kinds of red licorice. There are Twizzlers. And there are plastic garbage trash straws Red Vines. Choose a side, or stay in the middle and get run over.

 

[Mad_Jack]

Hey, I'm non-denominational...

(But Twizzlers are better.)

 

[Ryujin]

Oh, don't think we can't see what you are doing there, Mad Jack. You don't get to straddle the fence.

That's right. "Red Licorice." What, you want us to believe you go to some hoity-toity theater that has little bags of precious Australian-style licorice?

No. This is 'Murika. There are two kinds of red licorice. There are Twizzlers. And there are plastic garbage trash straws Red Vines. Choose a side, or stay in the middle and get run over.

You, Sirrah, forget the ever popular NIBS!

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

You, Sirrah, forget the ever popular NIBS!

Nibs are Twizzlers.

for people that haven't graduated to the hard stuff yet ...

 

[Mannahnin]

Nibs are Twizzlers.

Pfft. Twizzlers are fake strawberry. Those Nibs, as we can plainly see, are fake cherry.

 

[Ryujin]

Nibs are Twizzlers.

for people that haven't graduated to the hard stuff yet ...

Nibs are far better projectiles, for those moments when a bunch of noisy teens are wrecking the movie experience.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Pfft. Twizzlers are fake strawberry.

....maybe strawberries are fake Twizzlers .....

 

[payn]

Do they still sell Jujubes? Those things make dentists cry.