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Stormborn

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SAW: Return to Gotham - The Jigsaw Killer snatches that useless lout Bruce Wayne. Hillarity insues. Movie is over in about 30 mins. After the credits Jigsaw gets shived by the Joker in Arkham.

Power Rangers Eldritch - Brightly costumed teens slowly go insane as they pilot their giant roboanimals againt Things Man Was Not Meant To Know, all of whom seem to be made out of foam rubber. By the end one of the teens learns a life lesson and one develops a fear of bunnies.

Sons of Thundera - Animated show about feline humanoids who come to Earth, take over a biker gang, and traffic guns and "snarf" while batteling their rivals, the Mutants, and running afoul of DEA agent Mum-ra.
 

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Stormborn said:
Sons of Thundera - Animated show about feline humanoids who come to Earth, take over a biker gang, and traffic guns and "snarf" while batteling their rivals, the Mutants, and running afoul of DEA agent Mum-ra.
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:erm: No thanks. I'd rather not see a favored program from my youth get beaten over with an ugly stick.
 

Iron Games

Genius boy hacks into a computer system and takes over Section 16 "robot" and it takes a drunken Stark to solve it

Herculiods vs. Monster Commandos
it won't be pretty but Igoo will blush and hand out flowers in the end.

Ghost Wars

Space Ghost meets Dark Vader. No talk show tonight.
 

HEROES 911
The a group of ineffectual super powered cops fight crime in the city of Reno Nevada only to cause hilarity as a result of their constant bumbling.

SURVIVOR: Ninja Island
A group of contestants are dumped on a deserted island where they must go through a variety of challenges to win the approval of the local daimyo while preventing themselves from becoming the target of a ninja assassination.

Dirty Harry Potter
Police Detective "Dirty" Harry Potter fights crime in the halls of Hogwarts while armed with his .44 caliber Magic Wand while investigating the a recent string of murders by an individual that calls himself Vordimort.

"I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, 'Did he cast six spells or only five?' Now, to tell you the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magic wand, the most powerful magical implement in the world, and will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well do ya, punk?!"
 

Relique du Madde said:
HEROES 911
The a group of ineffectual super powered cops fight crime in the city of Reno Nevada only to cause hilarity as a result of their constant bumbling.

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Dirty Harry Potter
Police Detective "Dirty" Harry Potter fights crime in the halls of Hogwarts while armed with his .44 caliber Magic Wand while investigating the a recent string of murders by an individual that calls himself Vordimort.

"I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, 'Did he cast six spells or only five?' Now, to tell you the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magic wand, the most powerful magical implement in the world, and will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well do ya, punk?!"
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YES!

How about...

Boondock Smurfs: 2 Smurfs become vigilantes after killing two members of the Care Bear mob in self-defense.

Samurai Jerk: Follow the adventures of a Samurai who has become unstuck in time, and stuck in really bad reality shows created by TV mogul Aku Spelling. Only by defeating the most reprehensible foes Aku can throw against him can he return to his proper time and space to undo the malevolent mogul forever.

Aliens vs Predator vs Martha Stewart: Need I say more? Need I?

LEGO Headbanger's Ball: The coolest toy, the wildest music. YAY!

Mad Max Headroom- Beyond Thunderdome: And why not?
 
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I just thought of this one..

24 Jump Street
Jack Bauer is a youthful looking counter terrorist agent who is ordered by CTU to infiltrate High Schools and collages in hopes of preventing a major terrorist attack that was scheduled to occur somewhere within the next 24 hours.
 


Miskatonic Impossible: an old-style recorder is sent to the Paranormal Investigative Club of Miskatonic U. The play button is pushed, and the tape whirrs..."Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to investigate Ilyana Pescovitch, a new adjunct art professor who is teaching her art students to paint with the Colour out of Space on the grounds of an old farmhouse she recently purchased...and that should any club member be caught or killed, the Dean will disavow any knowledge of your actions. This tape will self-destruct in five seconds." As the tape begins to smoke and dissolve, someone in the club quips "And your brains will self destruct halfway through the mission..."
 


Delta Green Acres: a comedy set on the farm of a retired Delta Green agent who is just...not right. Includes his "wife" (she exists only in his mind) and an odd pink mutant pig (a Mi-go in disguise?)
Innsmouth is the place to be.
Human livin' is the life for me.
Mind spreadin' out so far and wide
Keep C'thulhu, just give me that countryside.

This plane is where I'd rather stay.
I hate the colour out of space.
I just adore our normal view.
More dimensions make things look askew.

...Far suns.
...Old Ones.
...The stars.
...F'tagn!

Mi-gos have my mind.
Good bye, normal life.
Oh, Innsmouth we are there.
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