Genre Mash-ups you want to see
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Hell's Kitchen- Chef Ramsay and Chef:
Ramsay: "Chef, you have a reputation for some wonderful food and earthy advice, but you're working in a filthy school cafeteria! You're wasted here, mate!"
Chef: "Suck on my Chocolate Salty Balls and say that, Gordon..."
Ramsay: "Oi! What th' F@(#$&)&)!!!!"
(Fight ensues.)
Hell's Kitchen- Chef Ramsay and The Swedish Chef:
Ramsay: "Chef, you've been a chef on TV longer than I have, but I've never had one of your meals. Yet I'm afraid- your place here is overrun with livestock, mate! That's a hazard!"
Chef: "OoooOOoo de chickees! Vor you, I coook de chickees- dur de dur dur de dur dur BORK! BORK! BORK!"
(Starts chasing chickens with knife and pot lid)
Ramsay: "Oi! What th' F@(#$&)&)!!!!"
(Fight ensues.)
Ramsay: "Chef, you have a reputation for some wonderful food and earthy advice, but you're working in a filthy school cafeteria! You're wasted here, mate!"
Chef: "Suck on my Chocolate Salty Balls and say that, Gordon..."
Ramsay: "Oi! What th' F@(#$&)&)!!!!"
(Fight ensues.)
Hell's Kitchen- Chef Ramsay and The Swedish Chef:
Ramsay: "Chef, you've been a chef on TV longer than I have, but I've never had one of your meals. Yet I'm afraid- your place here is overrun with livestock, mate! That's a hazard!"
Chef: "OoooOOoo de chickees! Vor you, I coook de chickees- dur de dur dur de dur dur BORK! BORK! BORK!"
(Starts chasing chickens with knife and pot lid)
Ramsay: "Oi! What th' F@(#$&)&)!!!!"
(Fight ensues.)
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Randolph Carter: MindFreak
Join renowned occultist Randolph Carter as he takes the viewer on a voyage beyond the 'traditional' realms of magic and into the uncharted world of modern mysticism then witness as he preforms sanity destroying acts based on his study of unspeakable blasphemous knowledge.
Join renowned occultist Randolph Carter as he takes the viewer on a voyage beyond the 'traditional' realms of magic and into the uncharted world of modern mysticism then witness as he preforms sanity destroying acts based on his study of unspeakable blasphemous knowledge.
Alias: Smith and Jones
Two cowboys in the Wild West have to fight a terrorist organisation seeking to bring about the prophecies of a mad Renaissance scientist, while hiding their true identities and criminal past.
Saturday Night Slider
A group of adventurers jumps from one parallel universe to the next. Sadly, each universe is a 1970s disco ...
Hotel Babylon AD
Vin Diesel runs a classy London hotel and protects it from hostile takeovers.
Two cowboys in the Wild West have to fight a terrorist organisation seeking to bring about the prophecies of a mad Renaissance scientist, while hiding their true identities and criminal past.
Saturday Night Slider
A group of adventurers jumps from one parallel universe to the next. Sadly, each universe is a 1970s disco ...
Hotel Babylon AD
Vin Diesel runs a classy London hotel and protects it from hostile takeovers.
NIN's "Closer" performed by a Barbershop Quartet:
1) "I want toooo..."
2) "I want toooo..."
3) "I want toooo..."
4) "I want toooo..."
(together)"I want TOOOOoooOOOO...?#%$#%^ you like an AAAAaaanIiIIIImAAAaaaaAAAAL!!"
1) "I want toooo..."
2) "I want toooo..."
3) "I want toooo..."
4) "I want toooo..."
(together)"I want TOOOOoooOOOO...?#%$#%^ you like an AAAAaaanIiIIIImAAAaaaaAAAAL!!"
Bay Wulf: Red-suited & bouncy lifeguards battle skin cancer, drunken recreationists, and dragons on the beaches of California.
Last Call of C'thulhu: A board game in which players seek to be the first drunk home with a companion, while hampered by beer goggles strong enough to obscure the fishyness of an Innsmouth native. If your girl has gills, you lose!
America's Next Top Module: Nerds compete to win a 1 year contract to write adventures for an RPG. Hosted by a very confused Tyra Banks.
Kolshaq, the Night Dunker: Shaquille O'Neal stars as a reporter who investigates the paranormal, then delivers posterizing dunks upon it. Occasional guest appearances by Kobe Bryant and Phil Jackson. Soundtrack by Shaq Diesel as well. Uhhh!!
Ghost Hunter: Fred Dryer reprises his role as he joins a fictionalized version of TAPS and hunts the supernatural on the streets of Los Angeles.
Morsel Kombat: The ultimate in food fights to the death!
TORG-O: a cinematic multi-genre role-playing game in which players take the role of the Storm Knights of Manos, deliberately larger-in-the-thigh heroes engaged in fighting the invasion of Earth.
Smurf Nazis Must Die!: An apocalyptic earthquake leaves the coastline in ruins and reduces the beaches to a state of chaos. A group of small sky blue Neo-Nazis led by Mustache Smurf, the self-proclaimed "Smürfhrer of the new beach," take advantage of the resulting chaos by fighting off several rival surfer gangs to seize control of the beaches...and must be stopped!
Star Trek: the New Power Generation: after being fired by Prince, this backup band falls through a hole in time and emerges hundreds of years in the future as part of the civilian population of a Federation Starbase. After purchasing some customized "Noonien Soong" model androids from Data Corp to round out the band (including a version of their erstwhile leader, Prince) they have adventures in which they reintroduce raunchy funk to the alpha quadrant while partying like its Stardate 2999.
Last Call of C'thulhu: A board game in which players seek to be the first drunk home with a companion, while hampered by beer goggles strong enough to obscure the fishyness of an Innsmouth native. If your girl has gills, you lose!
America's Next Top Module: Nerds compete to win a 1 year contract to write adventures for an RPG. Hosted by a very confused Tyra Banks.
Kolshaq, the Night Dunker: Shaquille O'Neal stars as a reporter who investigates the paranormal, then delivers posterizing dunks upon it. Occasional guest appearances by Kobe Bryant and Phil Jackson. Soundtrack by Shaq Diesel as well. Uhhh!!
Ghost Hunter: Fred Dryer reprises his role as he joins a fictionalized version of TAPS and hunts the supernatural on the streets of Los Angeles.
Morsel Kombat: The ultimate in food fights to the death!
TORG-O: a cinematic multi-genre role-playing game in which players take the role of the Storm Knights of Manos, deliberately larger-in-the-thigh heroes engaged in fighting the invasion of Earth.
Smurf Nazis Must Die!: An apocalyptic earthquake leaves the coastline in ruins and reduces the beaches to a state of chaos. A group of small sky blue Neo-Nazis led by Mustache Smurf, the self-proclaimed "Smürfhrer of the new beach," take advantage of the resulting chaos by fighting off several rival surfer gangs to seize control of the beaches...and must be stopped!
Star Trek: the New Power Generation: after being fired by Prince, this backup band falls through a hole in time and emerges hundreds of years in the future as part of the civilian population of a Federation Starbase. After purchasing some customized "Noonien Soong" model androids from Data Corp to round out the band (including a version of their erstwhile leader, Prince) they have adventures in which they reintroduce raunchy funk to the alpha quadrant while partying like its Stardate 2999.
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Undead Origins*: Dawn of the Dead meets Origins Game Fair- IOW, real zombies at a gaming convention! Think fast!- what's the better weapon, a table leg or that mass-produced wall-hanger sword that's part of your LARP costume?
* Entirely inspired by what I thought would be the topic of this thread:
http://www.enworld.org/forum/general-rpg-discussion/243116-undead-origins.html
* Entirely inspired by what I thought would be the topic of this thread:
http://www.enworld.org/forum/general-rpg-discussion/243116-undead-origins.html
Bunnies and Burroughs: John Carter's pet rabbit is teleported from Earth to a field in Mars, and has many adventures within...
Hellraiser: Devil's Alley: the blood of the toymaker runs strong in his descendants. Here, a midwesterner contractor builds a massive funplex for the residents of Manhattan, KS. The combination of its bowling alleys, food court, and labyrinthine laser-tag maze combine to form a massive Lament Cube in which beer and blood flow in almost equal amounts. Featuring the first appearance of Bowling-Pin Head.
Bowling-Pin Head: "Unburrble, ain't it? The sufferin' of strangers, the agony of friends. Thurr's a secret song at the middle o' everythin' and its sound is like razors through flesh (presses play on jukebox, "Achy Breaky Heart" blares from concealed speakers). You can hear its faint echo right now. I'm here to turn up the volume (song gets louder). To press the stinking face of humanity into the dark blood of its (stops, whistles at waitress)...HEY, SUGAR! Kin I get a longneck? What was I sayin'?"
Hellraiser: Devil's Alley: the blood of the toymaker runs strong in his descendants. Here, a midwesterner contractor builds a massive funplex for the residents of Manhattan, KS. The combination of its bowling alleys, food court, and labyrinthine laser-tag maze combine to form a massive Lament Cube in which beer and blood flow in almost equal amounts. Featuring the first appearance of Bowling-Pin Head.
Bowling-Pin Head: "Unburrble, ain't it? The sufferin' of strangers, the agony of friends. Thurr's a secret song at the middle o' everythin' and its sound is like razors through flesh (presses play on jukebox, "Achy Breaky Heart" blares from concealed speakers). You can hear its faint echo right now. I'm here to turn up the volume (song gets louder). To press the stinking face of humanity into the dark blood of its (stops, whistles at waitress)...HEY, SUGAR! Kin I get a longneck? What was I sayin'?"
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The Rocky Cylon Picture Show
Survivors of a robotic attack seek refuge in one of the last outposts, a battlestar space station. Their last chance of hope is dashed when they realize the crew sings and dances, often in drag. Worse still one of the crew is a cylon whose antics are ruining the dance number.
Can they escape out alive?
Hanna in Innsmouth
Pop princess Hanna Montana has to face her toughest crowd yet: the fish-like people of Innsmouth.
Survivors of a robotic attack seek refuge in one of the last outposts, a battlestar space station. Their last chance of hope is dashed when they realize the crew sings and dances, often in drag. Worse still one of the crew is a cylon whose antics are ruining the dance number.
Can they escape out alive?
Hanna in Innsmouth
Pop princess Hanna Montana has to face her toughest crowd yet: the fish-like people of Innsmouth.
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Please tell me you're envisioning this like I am- based off of the original show! The thought of the monotone voices droning "Lets do the time warp again...by your command!" just gives me the giggles!