Genre Mash-ups you want to see

Terminator 5: The Governator

A Terminator goes back in time and slays Arnold Schwarzenegger and assumes his identity. The terminator does a handful more movies to keep up appearances than dropes out of the acting scene to run for governor. He is elected and eventually runs for president. The terminator uses his political ties to ensure that doomsday actually happens.
 

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Star Trek 11: The Final Insult

Hollywood decides to cash in on the Star Trek franchise once again. They decide to rebbot the entie timeline by going back before The Original Series airs. They get young punks to play the original characters, but as much younger versions. Fans everywhere are in uproar over crappy deckplans and plot and the movie fails to be a success. It'll be decades before Star Trek sees the light of day again.
 

Red Dwarf

A Dwarven Warrior falls through a hole in time and space to land in Russia in 1910, and gets swept up in the Communist Revolution. Hilarity ensues when he is forced to share his phat loot.

(situation comedy)
 

Star Trek Babies

They go back even further, and have actors voice over animated adventures of toddlers Kirk, McCoy, Uhura, Scotty, Sulu, and the teenager babysitter, Spock.
 

To Catch a Predator: the Movie

Join Chris Hansen and the cast of Dateline NBC as they try to catch a Predator.

You know...the 8' tall, "rasta" aliens with freaky weapons?

"I have here a transcript of your internet conversation with someone who identified herself as a 13 year old girl...and you brought your spear and razor claw bracer for what reason precisely?"

"Rrrr....*clackclackclackclack* HISSSSSSSSSSSS"
 

Incontinent Evil

After the zombie plague is ended, the Raccoon corp declares bankruptcy, restructures and returns with a pharmaceutical designed to combat upset stomach.

Unfortunately, the production line is contaminated with a mutated T-Virus, giving everyone in the world impossibly bad diarrhea...
 


Some of these are quite good.

Surreal Realms

Some of popular Forgotten Realms stars from yesteryear get their own reality show. Watch as Simbol is a washed up adult film star, Szass Tam is a manager of a chain of liqueur stores (a front for organized crime), and a Bhaal is a criminal defense attorney (if it doesn't fit you must ... murder... I mean acquit. Yes... that's it.).
 


Stargate: Ba'al and Chain

Ba'al gets married to a classic Jewish American Princess (Fran Drescher) and settles down, going from System Lord to henpecked hubby.

But on the weekend...

Stargate: Married, With System Lord

Same show as above, but with Katie Sagal playing the role of the wife.

"Ba'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal! My feet need a massage!"
 

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