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<blockquote data-quote="Richards" data-source="post: 8850606" data-attributes="member: 508"><p><strong>INTERLUDE: AGERATUM'S SONG</strong></p><p></p><p>To the Esteemed Bard, Holyrood Carp,</p><p></p><p>Attached please find another song I have penned in my free time between living the life of a Trained Professional Adventurer. This one deals with the female member of our little group, Miss Ageratum Purslane.</p><p></p><p>The lyrics follow:</p><p></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"> Ageratum Purslane came over from the Fairy Land</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> Made her way to Greyhawk, joined up with a merry band</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> She isn't very tall, she's the size of a six-year-old kid</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> But she's got a bosom like no human child ever did</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> Ageratum Purslane wields a short sword just her size</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> If he bends down, she can stab a fellow 'tween the eyes</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> If he refuses, and stands as tall as he can be</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> It won't make a difference: she's got a kobold spear or three</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> Ageratum Purslane truly has a heart of gold</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> (She's also got an eye for it, if the truth be told)</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> Rescued two young girls from kobolds who were seeking meals</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> But watch her, for it's not just hearts that she often steals</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> Ageratum Purslane is quite deadly in a fight</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> She knows where to strike a foe so it hits just right</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> Don't make the mistake of underestimating her</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> Or she'll strike you dead, it'll be too late for hating her</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> Ageratum Purslane disables traps with ease</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> And she makes her way through locked doors quick as you might please</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> In a band of heroes she certainly pulls her weight</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> (But don't ask how much she weighs - that idea's not great!)</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> Ageratum Purslane's armor is equipped with studs</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> And she can really hold her own when she's drinking suds</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> Despite her small size, she can drink you under the table</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> Probably due to magic - she's a halfling right out of a fable</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> Ageratum Purslane's a figure filled with mystery</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> Nobody truly knows her full history</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> Just how did she gain these impressive combat fighting skills?</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> And how high a number's needed to count up all her kills?</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> Ageratum Purslane's classy, confident, and cute</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> A Trained Professional Adventurer, to boot</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> The man who ever wins her heart is in for quite a treat</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> But if he ever breaks that heart, hope he is quite fleet!</p><p> </p><p>I hope this one also meets with your approval and will enhance your current repertoire of tavern songs. </p><p></p><p>With Fond Regards,</p><p></p><p>Alistair Mandelberen Pastlethwaite</p><p></p><p> - - -</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Richards, post: 8850606, member: 508"] [b]INTERLUDE: AGERATUM'S SONG[/b] To the Esteemed Bard, Holyrood Carp, Attached please find another song I have penned in my free time between living the life of a Trained Professional Adventurer. This one deals with the female member of our little group, Miss Ageratum Purslane. The lyrics follow: [INDENT] Ageratum Purslane came over from the Fairy Land[/INDENT] [INDENT] Made her way to Greyhawk, joined up with a merry band[/INDENT] [INDENT] She isn't very tall, she's the size of a six-year-old kid[/INDENT] [INDENT] But she's got a bosom like no human child ever did[/INDENT] [INDENT][/INDENT] [INDENT] Ageratum Purslane wields a short sword just her size[/INDENT] [INDENT] If he bends down, she can stab a fellow 'tween the eyes[/INDENT] [INDENT] If he refuses, and stands as tall as he can be[/INDENT] [INDENT] It won't make a difference: she's got a kobold spear or three[/INDENT] [INDENT][/INDENT] [INDENT] Ageratum Purslane truly has a heart of gold[/INDENT] [INDENT] (She's also got an eye for it, if the truth be told)[/INDENT] [INDENT] Rescued two young girls from kobolds who were seeking meals[/INDENT] [INDENT] But watch her, for it's not just hearts that she often steals[/INDENT] [INDENT][/INDENT] [INDENT] Ageratum Purslane is quite deadly in a fight[/INDENT] [INDENT] She knows where to strike a foe so it hits just right[/INDENT] [INDENT] Don't make the mistake of underestimating her[/INDENT] [INDENT] Or she'll strike you dead, it'll be too late for hating her[/INDENT] [INDENT][/INDENT] [INDENT] Ageratum Purslane disables traps with ease[/INDENT] [INDENT] And she makes her way through locked doors quick as you might please[/INDENT] [INDENT] In a band of heroes she certainly pulls her weight[/INDENT] [INDENT] (But don't ask how much she weighs - that idea's not great!)[/INDENT] [INDENT][/INDENT] [INDENT] Ageratum Purslane's armor is equipped with studs[/INDENT] [INDENT] And she can really hold her own when she's drinking suds[/INDENT] [INDENT] Despite her small size, she can drink you under the table[/INDENT] [INDENT] Probably due to magic - she's a halfling right out of a fable[/INDENT] [INDENT] [/INDENT] [INDENT] Ageratum Purslane's a figure filled with mystery[/INDENT] [INDENT] Nobody truly knows her full history[/INDENT] [INDENT] Just how did she gain these impressive combat fighting skills?[/INDENT] [INDENT] And how high a number's needed to count up all her kills?[/INDENT] [INDENT][/INDENT] [INDENT] Ageratum Purslane's classy, confident, and cute[/INDENT] [INDENT] A Trained Professional Adventurer, to boot[/INDENT] [INDENT] The man who ever wins her heart is in for quite a treat[/INDENT] [INDENT] But if he ever breaks that heart, hope he is quite fleet![/INDENT] I hope this one also meets with your approval and will enhance your current repertoire of tavern songs. With Fond Regards, Alistair Mandelberen Pastlethwaite - - - [/QUOTE]
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