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<blockquote data-quote="Richards" data-source="post: 9453764" data-attributes="member: 508"><p><strong>ALISTAIR'S MIGHTY ROD SONG</strong></p><p></p><p>Heroes known both far and wide are quite legendary</p><p>And tales told of their exploits mention their accessories</p><p>A weapon or well-crafted tool makes a man seem a god</p><p>So let me tell you all about Alistair's mighty rod</p><p></p><p>His rod is filled with power, you can sense it by the touch</p><p>It overflows with arcane might, I can tell you that much</p><p>And when he holds it in his hand, it's eager to explode</p><p>As if at any given moment it might overload</p><p></p><p>But Alistair, he wields it like a fencer wields a sword</p><p>And he can coax out of it as much power as it's stored</p><p>To maximize the damage from a spell he channels through</p><p>Just hope you've never given him reason to target you!</p><p></p><p>For in his hands that sturdy shaft is quite a fearsome tool</p><p>And if you doubt my words, then it would seem that you're the fool</p><p>If you face him in battle, some good luck might head your way</p><p>For Alistair's mighty rod can be used but thrice a day</p><p></p><p>(Oh, does this fact surprise you, that it has limitations?</p><p>Well, let me just advise you: accept no imitations</p><p>Like others of its kind, it has a cap on daily uses</p><p>For were it left unchecked, it would cause so many abuses)</p><p></p><p>But even if you see Alistair use it all three times</p><p>And think to yourself, "Now I can enact my plotted crimes!"</p><p>Well, I have some bad news for you: I hate to kill your fun</p><p>But Alistair likes his rod so much, he bought a second one!</p><p></p><p>A sorcerer of his power has daily spells galore</p><p>And making each spell reach its max is what that rod is for</p><p>Three times a day was not enough to meet Alistair's plans</p><p>So now he enters combat with a rod in both his hands!</p><p></p><p>So, are you going to take him on, knowing what you now do?</p><p>That up to six maximized spells might find their way to you?</p><p>I really don't advise it, though I won't make it a dictum</p><p>But if you cross him you'll become his two rods' next victim!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Richards, post: 9453764, member: 508"] [b]ALISTAIR'S MIGHTY ROD SONG[/b] Heroes known both far and wide are quite legendary And tales told of their exploits mention their accessories A weapon or well-crafted tool makes a man seem a god So let me tell you all about Alistair's mighty rod His rod is filled with power, you can sense it by the touch It overflows with arcane might, I can tell you that much And when he holds it in his hand, it's eager to explode As if at any given moment it might overload But Alistair, he wields it like a fencer wields a sword And he can coax out of it as much power as it's stored To maximize the damage from a spell he channels through Just hope you've never given him reason to target you! For in his hands that sturdy shaft is quite a fearsome tool And if you doubt my words, then it would seem that you're the fool If you face him in battle, some good luck might head your way For Alistair's mighty rod can be used but thrice a day (Oh, does this fact surprise you, that it has limitations? Well, let me just advise you: accept no imitations Like others of its kind, it has a cap on daily uses For were it left unchecked, it would cause so many abuses) But even if you see Alistair use it all three times And think to yourself, "Now I can enact my plotted crimes!" Well, I have some bad news for you: I hate to kill your fun But Alistair likes his rod so much, he bought a second one! A sorcerer of his power has daily spells galore And making each spell reach its max is what that rod is for Three times a day was not enough to meet Alistair's plans So now he enters combat with a rod in both his hands! So, are you going to take him on, knowing what you now do? That up to six maximized spells might find their way to you? I really don't advise it, though I won't make it a dictum But if you cross him you'll become his two rods' next victim! [/QUOTE]
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