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<blockquote data-quote="Richards" data-source="post: 9616027" data-attributes="member: 508"><p><strong>THE SORRY, GLADYS SONG</strong></p><p></p><p style="margin-left: 20px">We're really sorry, Gladys,</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">And we're glad your current status</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">Is back among the living, where you really do belong</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">We never should have killed you</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">And I'm sure it never thrilled you</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">But we're really, really sorry and we want to get along</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">See, we happened to be nearby</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">When rising in the clear sky</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">Was the multicolored smoke from your accidental blowup</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">And heroes such as we five</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">Always attempt to revive</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">Anyone who might have gotten hurt before we show up </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">Admittedly, in this case</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">When we arrived at your place</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">You said that you were fine and that we all should go away</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">We didn't do as you said</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">And the actions we took instead</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">Got us caught up in combat and ended with your doomsday</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">However, in our defense</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">Before the battle commenced</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">Our half-elf read your aura and found out it was evil</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">That won't excuse our actions</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">Not to your satisfaction</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">But to our battle-ready reflexes, it caused quite an upheaval</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">If we'd have left you alone</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">We wouldn't have to atone</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">(At least those among our number who feel what we did was wrong)</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">But we've done all that we could</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">To fix things and to make good</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">We hope you will forgive us for all being so headstrong</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">When we burst into your home</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">You were a little old gnome</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">With <em>reincarnation</em> spells, you just don't know what you'll get</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">So now that you're a halfling</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">It might be somewhat baffling</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">But you do look some years younger and at least your clothes still fit</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">And with your evil nature</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">Upon your death, I'll wager</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">You got a nasty look at which eternity awaits</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">I'm sure it wasn't pleasant</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">So now, here in the present</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">You have an opportunity to change your final fate</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">So once again, we're sorry</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">You really weren't our quarry</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">We were merely on our way to look at tailored matching cloaks</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">But letting you see your Hell</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">Might just turn out to be well</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">Our killing you just might have been a really lucky stroke!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Richards, post: 9616027, member: 508"] [b]THE SORRY, GLADYS SONG[/b] [INDENT]We're really sorry, Gladys,[/INDENT] [INDENT]And we're glad your current status[/INDENT] [INDENT]Is back among the living, where you really do belong[/INDENT] [INDENT][/INDENT] [INDENT]We never should have killed you[/INDENT] [INDENT]And I'm sure it never thrilled you[/INDENT] [INDENT]But we're really, really sorry and we want to get along[/INDENT] [INDENT][/INDENT] [INDENT]See, we happened to be nearby[/INDENT] [INDENT]When rising in the clear sky[/INDENT] [INDENT]Was the multicolored smoke from your accidental blowup[/INDENT] [INDENT][/INDENT] [INDENT]And heroes such as we five[/INDENT] [INDENT]Always attempt to revive[/INDENT] [INDENT]Anyone who might have gotten hurt before we show up [/INDENT] [INDENT][/INDENT] [INDENT]Admittedly, in this case[/INDENT] [INDENT]When we arrived at your place[/INDENT] [INDENT]You said that you were fine and that we all should go away[/INDENT] [INDENT][/INDENT] [INDENT]We didn't do as you said[/INDENT] [INDENT]And the actions we took instead[/INDENT] [INDENT]Got us caught up in combat and ended with your doomsday[/INDENT] [INDENT][/INDENT] [INDENT]However, in our defense[/INDENT] [INDENT]Before the battle commenced[/INDENT] [INDENT]Our half-elf read your aura and found out it was evil[/INDENT] [INDENT][/INDENT] [INDENT]That won't excuse our actions[/INDENT] [INDENT]Not to your satisfaction[/INDENT] [INDENT]But to our battle-ready reflexes, it caused quite an upheaval[/INDENT] [INDENT][/INDENT] [INDENT]If we'd have left you alone[/INDENT] [INDENT]We wouldn't have to atone[/INDENT] [INDENT](At least those among our number who feel what we did was wrong)[/INDENT] [INDENT][/INDENT] [INDENT]But we've done all that we could[/INDENT] [INDENT]To fix things and to make good[/INDENT] [INDENT]We hope you will forgive us for all being so headstrong[/INDENT] [INDENT][/INDENT] [INDENT]When we burst into your home[/INDENT] [INDENT]You were a little old gnome[/INDENT] [INDENT]With [i]reincarnation[/i] spells, you just don't know what you'll get[/INDENT] [INDENT][/INDENT] [INDENT]So now that you're a halfling[/INDENT] [INDENT]It might be somewhat baffling[/INDENT] [INDENT]But you do look some years younger and at least your clothes still fit[/INDENT] [INDENT][/INDENT] [INDENT]And with your evil nature[/INDENT] [INDENT]Upon your death, I'll wager[/INDENT] [INDENT]You got a nasty look at which eternity awaits[/INDENT] [INDENT][/INDENT] [INDENT]I'm sure it wasn't pleasant[/INDENT] [INDENT]So now, here in the present[/INDENT] [INDENT]You have an opportunity to change your final fate[/INDENT] [INDENT][/INDENT] [INDENT]So once again, we're sorry[/INDENT] [INDENT]You really weren't our quarry[/INDENT] [INDENT]We were merely on our way to look at tailored matching cloaks[/INDENT] [INDENT][/INDENT] [INDENT]But letting you see your Hell[/INDENT] [INDENT]Might just turn out to be well[/INDENT] [INDENT]Our killing you just might have been a really lucky stroke![/INDENT] [/QUOTE]
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