GIANT CHICKEN. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

[Krishnath]

But I did. Check that big template for proof.

What big template?

 

[Knight Otu]

This one.

 

[Krishnath]

Oh, *That* template. I wouldn't call that insane, slightly unsettling, yes. But not insane.

 

[kirinke]

i agree. no dm in their right mind would let their player become a planar ruler. But it would be a great encounter for those pesky 30th+ characters with godhood in their eyes who have more power than sense. Heheh. neat.

now my giant chicken is just plain nutty.

next up:
the knights of nyet.

 

[The Grumpy Celt]

Ahem. (Clear throat.)

(Starts singing so loundy they can hear him over on the ENPublishing Board)

You wear a disguise,
to pass as human guise,
but your not a man,
your a chicken-Boo!

 

[pyrobob]

next up:
the knights of nyet.

Why not the Knights of Ni?
Ni! Ni! N-n-n-n-ii!

....sorry, I got caught up in the just plain silliness of the thread...

 

[BOZ]

i always thought it was "human guys" but from the context i guess "guise" makes sense thematically if not gramatically.

 

[Kitsunekaboom]

It had to happen eventually. Bwahahaha, now just to add a few templates.

 

[kirinke]

heheh. it is silly. but this critter is a good first-second level encounter and can be something your players can fondly remember when they finally do roast it.

 

[Andrew D. Gable]

"Giant Ultra Mega Chicken? No. He is legend."