Giant Crabs Invade Norway!

[Veneficus the Great]

I'm from Norway and we use this crabs as pets.. they are really nice!

 

[Wolf72]

talk about eating away your problems!

sheesh ... I love crab meat mmmmmm

*wolf waits for Kwalishkid/cthulululu/etc to claim responsibility for this feast*

 

[Bran Blackbyrd]

The important thing is that we don't panic.
There are rules for situations like this. Now, the first order of business is lunch. I suggest a nice lobster Zoidberg. I mean, err... lobster Newberg. I mean... Doctor Zoidberg.

 

[Piratecat]

I can't believe that no one has mentioned Attack of the Crab Monsters! It has the Professor from Gilligan's Island in it, intelligent mutated radioactive brain-eating crabs with human eyes, and some fine, fine acting. It's truly an inspiration.

 

[Djeta Thernadier]

I can't believe that no one has mentioned Attack of the Crab Monsters! It has the Professor from Gilligan's Island in it, intelligent mutated radioactive brain-eating crabs with human eyes, and some fine, fine acting. Also an inspiration.

You know...that is the first thing that popped into my head when I saw this thread...

That frightens me a little...

 

[Hand of Evil]

I can't believe that no one has mentioned Attack of the Crab Monsters! It has the Professor from Gilligan's Island in it, intelligent mutated radioactive brain-eating crabs with human eyes, and some fine, fine acting. Also an inspiration.

Don't forget this part...it was just cool

The Crab Monsters - Giant mutated land crabs with human eyes, not only are they nearly impossible to kill, the creatures absorb their victim's intellect by consuming the brain and can project voices through metal objects

 

[Andrew D. Gable]

And don't forget, I think Attack of the Crab Monsters had Jack Nicholson in it, too.

I suggest a nice lobster Zoidberg. I mean, err... lobster Newberg. I mean... Doctor Zoidberg.

Someone called?

 

[Nifft]

That b-movie site looks like a great resource for images which can be used for RPGs! Thanks!

I mean, it's hard to find stock photography with icky monsters.

-- N

 

[kengar]

If people can be convinced that wearing their shells as hats is in vogue too, they could be eliminated in no time.

Hat, Shmat! I want a suit of armor made out of this thing!

 

[Ranger REG]

Oh, gawd. When I was oh-so-young (5?), I remembered watching a B-type horror film about a giant crab (about the size of a garbage truck) terrorizing a bunch of partygoers on a desert island, trapping them there (crushed their boat with his claw). And at night it comes ashore to get his dinner. Of course, it doesn't mind snacking if one of the victims that dare to wade or swim in the water.

I've had nightmares and didn't eat any shellfish.