Gift Ideas?

[Harmon]

I gave my wife 9 months of hell, followed by a late XMas gift (arriving Feb 27 or28th, 2006), which shall be followed by 20 years of pain and emotional torture. We are calling her Kate.

 

[Cthulhu's Librarian]

I came home today, and my wife was talking about her day, and she throws in there, "so I'm at the mall, in this line, near the kiosks, and this guy asks me if I wanted a phone, and so I said, as a matter of fact".


So, I had to tell her that I already got her a phone, so she's going to take the one she got back. Fortunately, she has 14 days to return it. So, that's good.

Doh!

 

[Arravis]

Syphilis, of course

Bunch of other cool stuff... but the lunch box was my favorite .

 

[der_kluge]

I gave my wife 9 months of hell, followed by a late XMas gift (arriving Feb 27 or28th, 2006), which shall be followed by 20 years of pain and emotional torture. We are calling her Kate.

I did that twice to my wife. I hear Joshua Dyal did it like 4-5 times.

 

[Harmon]

I did that twice to my wife. I hear Joshua Dyal did it like 4-5 times.

This was a one in a million that we both hope happens again.

Congradulations, btw. I hear its the greatest gift any guy can give his wife.