Give me Experience! When I attain GODHOOD I promise everyone UNLIMITED WISHES

[joethelawyer]

I addition to Wish/Miracle fulfillment, once I receive enough experience for Godhood, I promise all 20's on all your die rolls (even 4-siders), I will make all your gear Epic, and I will surround you with hot chainmail bikini-wearing women who will service your every need.

I even promise Demi-Godhood to my top supporters in this noble endeavor.

To give XP you click on this icon

in the name section of this post. It can be found directly between the online indicator and the report post buttons.

In eager anticipation of my Ultimate Ascension, you have my humble thanks...

 

[Mustrum_Ridcully]

I addition to Wish/Miracle fulfillment, once I receive enough experience for Godhood, I promise all 20's on all your die rolls (even 4-siders), I will make all your gear Epic, and I will surround you with hot chainmail bikini-wearing women who will service your every need.

I even promise Demi-Godhood to my top supporters in this noble endeavor.

To give XP you click on this icon

in the name section of this post. It can be found directly between the online indicator and the report post buttons.

In eager anticipation of my Ultimate Ascension, you have my humble thanks...

Low-Attention-Span Mustrum says: I clicked the report button, what do I do next?

Doesn't-Bow-To-Anyone Mustrum says: No.

Other Mustrums: Keep silent.

Sorry, doesn't look good for you. But Sharpshooting isn't that bad, is it?

 

[joethelawyer]

Low-Attention-Span Mustrum says: I clicked the report button, what do I do next?

Doesn't-Bow-To-Anyone Mustrum says: No.

Other Mustrums: Keep silent.

Sorry, doesn't look good for you. But Sharpshooting isn't that bad, is it?

Ahh but i'm a wizard at heart. Who wants to be a measly sharpshooter when you can be a Fireball Of The Gods wielder?

 

[Korgoth]

You're begging for forum karma and your name includes "thelawyer". Har! Lotsa luck, buddy.

 

[joethelawyer]

You're begging for forum karma and your name includes "thelawyer". Har! Lotsa luck, buddy.

hehe. well if i could sue for it i would. but then again, i'd only get 1/3 of what i won if i sued for it. so begging is best i guess.

 

[TarionzCousin]

Doesn't-Bow-To-Anyone Mustrum says: No.

Posrep.

 

[WhatGravitas]

Low-Attention-Span Mustrum says: I clicked the report button, what do I do next?

Doesn't-Bow-To-Anyone Mustrum says: No.

Other Mustrums: Keep silent.

Snark-Tirian: Where's my negrep button!?

Cheers, LT.

 

[I'm A Banana]

Snark-Tirian: Where's my negrep button!?

Best way to negrep is to just give EVERYONE ELSE in the thread posrep, so that when Joe is all "Why am I the only person who is still a Goblin Sharpshooter?" the great and powerful gods who rose can say "Because you started a thread about it, numbnuts!"

I like unlimited wishes, but I payed 2e, I know that's just an excuse for the DM to magnificently hose you.

 

[Roman]

Poor Joe doesn't seem much closer to attaining his goal. Joe, don't worry! Level 30 is all the sweeter when one gets there gradually rather than if the DM starts the campaign at that level!

 

[Charwoman Gene]

Goblin Sharpshooters rock. Aren't Hogoblin Soldiers minions?

Realistically, isn't karma-whoring (begging for xp) a lot like spamming?