3) It just wasn't funny, considering that the OP isn't known for being humorous on this site (or at least I never took any of the messages of his that I read as being attempts at humor)... In fact, it was lame compared to the responses people gave to the post.
i actually thought it was hilarious on a lot of levels.
1. i was "gaming" enworld for xp just like i "game" dnd.
2. it was meta of an xp system of a messageboard that deals with a game with an xp ystem. 3rd degree meta.
3. 3 people gave me negative experience. that's funny in itself. but a dozen or more gave me positive experience. many more people thought it was humorous than thought it was a bad post deserving of a penalty. how i could have gone down from 16 xp to -1 is another matter though. i don't quite get that.
4. in ending up with negative xp, declaring myself undead and a lich. that was hilarious. i told my group abut it and they laughd their ases off saying i finally revealed my true nature.
5. most importantly, people taking an xp system of a message board so seriously that they would penalize me or otherwise get upset about me asking for xp, to me that's the funniest thing of all.
as for you thinking nothing i ever said as being funny, well, i can only state that you must have some sort of anti-lawyer bias going. expect to get served with a lawsuit for discrimination against lawyer humor.
now that some kind soul gave me enough xp to get me out of lichdom, with 1 xp in the bank, i repeat my call:
MAKE ME A GOD!!!! BIKINI-CLAD SERVING WENCHES SHALL BE YOURS!! UNLIMITED WISH FULFILLMENT!!
IN ADDITION, I PROMISE TO BANISH ALL THOSE WHO TAKE THIS BOARD SO SERIOUSLY TO THE 457TH LAYER OF THE ABYSS, WHERE THEY SHALL BE TICKLED UNTIL THEY PISS THEMSELVES FOR 666 YEARS!!!