Ovinomancer
No flips for you!
Meh, I read the books up to Feast of Crows, and that's when I realized GRRM's boundless capacity to personally hate his fans. Like, personally and individually. I opted out. Haven't even watched the HBO series. The writing was good, but not super. The main claim to fame the books have is that the author kills main characters for the shock value and to play against tropes.Your apology is accepted.
However, even using the dumbed-down, simplistic garbage that is the HBO version, there's no Elves.