Gnome fans... Need your help w/ prank ideas!

Umbran said:
Here's a hint - barbarians hate waking up smelling like floral perfumes.

I agree...Presdignitation is a great prank spell...

I like the idea of Wildshape too... :lol:

Do you have silent image? Thats another one you can have some fun with.
 
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Somebody stop me

A Druid, right?

1. Use Create Water over a sleeping companion to wake them up.
2. Use Create Water over a non-sleeping companion to amuse yourself.
3. Summon Nature's Ally and have them pee on other people's items (bedrolls, breakfast, legs...). Try birds, messy fly-overs...
4. Same spells, have them eat friends breakfast, or steal a blanket.
5. Cut holes in everyone's water skins in the desert. Make sure you have plenty of Create Water memorized.
6. Use Chill or Heat Metal spells on buddies. Stop spell before damage ensues. Make new friends...
7. Warp wood a buddies arrows during non-dangerous times. Hope you don't make a mistake. Make new friends...
8. Constantly predict weather patterns, and attempt to drive the the parties agenda based on signs from the elements. Pretend you can actually do this for as long as you can with a straight face.
9. Speak to your gods about the "horrific odor" that comes from your companion. Aloud. Often.
10. While on watch, use ghost sound to mimic a wolf's howling. Wake party up. Hilarity ensues.
11. I loved the idea about a rhakshasa impersonation. Use an illusion that you are a comely figure of whatever sex is likely to attract the least charismatic party member. Lead him/her on in a bar or other social setting. The ask for money. Fall over dead laughing...
 

JesterPoet said:
<------------------- Okay.... that was classic.

It has also convinced me to register for a community supporter account. The laugh I got out of that alone is worth the money!

That certainly wasn't the intent - but I'm glad you laughed! :D

We can turn it back whenever you like.
 


Y'know, I was all set to make a snarky remark about how this was going to be short thread...
a) "Calling all gnome fans" gives me this evil image of one poster sitting here waiting for a reply and b) well, gnomes are short.
But then you had to go and make gnomes somehow seem halfway cool. Damn all you gnome fans.
 

I play a young human that constantly taunts the bardish elf about his sexuality. He does have an elven cohort and they are always together. The next question I will ask is how good of a hold do the pointy ears make? Do they get slippery.
 

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