Gnomes I have Known


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That was a work of brilliance. I was expecting more Gnome "monsters" but it was a worthwhile read, and I plan to use some of the encounters in my campaign.
 



Nice article. REP++

I had played a gnome once called Buster Nugget. I played him as a Buster Keaton rip off. Fun character.

I also used a gnome named Gnome Pederson when I ran the Of Sound Mind module. Say it aloud a few times if it doesn't come to you right away.

and here is a song for you. Thanks for your hard work.

Refrain:
These are the Gnomes I know, I know
These are the Gnomes I know.
These are the Gnomes I know, I know
These are the Gnomes I know.

Gnome Hoffner, he works in my dad's store
He's worked here for 12 years, he'll probably work here four more.

Refrain

Gnome Gord, I've known him since I was six
In grade eight he broke his leg, so we got drunk and sick.

Refrain

Some of them are Brownies...
"But most of us are Gnomes "
They all have their own hands
but they come from different momes.

Refrain

Gnome Jadisky, man this cat can swing
He weighs almost 50 pounds and he delivers my paper on time.

Refrain

Gnome Capisano, I hardly know him...
*pause*

Refrain

Gnomes: "We are the Gnomes he knows he knows,
We are the Gnomes he knows.
We are the Gnomes he knows he knows,
We are the Gnomes he knows.
Some of us are Brownies, but most of us are Gnomes.
We all have our own hands but we come from different momes."

These are the Gnomes I know I know
"We are the Gnomes he knows he knows"
These are the...
"GNOMES!"
 

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